Team domination

[SimonMac]

Every team needs someone who is across EVERYTHING. I'll take that role. No questions asked. These days I design everything. The BAs consult to me before doing anything. The PM is challenged in every standup. Now the PM emails me off the CC list, to get my agreement... Then sends out an email to the group once I'm onside. But still I dominate the PM in every meeting, despite this secret emailing.

All hard decisions made by me, quickly. Go on, think them through yourself, eventually you'll get to the same conclusions as me but by then I've moved on and I'm analysing you.

Take me on and you better be a super fly player.

The project is like a large game of chess. You think you got one up on me? I just parked a crafty bishop in the corner. Thatll come out in 20 moves time when I mate you from behind.

Yeah but I assume this all compensating for your tiny cock?

[EternalOptimist]

never before, in the field of project did-harmony , has so much been owed by so many, to one ILST*




*Irritating Little Sh!t Tick

[eek]

Of course, it's cocaine o'clock in Oz.

Its think its more cock (well dickhead) o'clock in oz.

[d000hg]

The grammar was fine. It was the meaning (semantics) that was incorrect, and you corrected it admirably.

I meant that "Across everything" isn't good English.

[d000hg]

Is:

when I mate you from behind.

meant to be taken in context with:

I take hardened contractors and lead them to success and enlightenment.

[speling bee]

I meant that "Across everything" isn't good English.

It is acceptable English. Your main correction was to the semantics.

[fullyautomatix]

I wondered if I would ever use that emoticon.

[Old Hack]

There are some freaks on this forum, but Aussielover takes the biscuit.

[speling bee]

There are some freaks on this forum, but Aussielover takes the biscuit.

Idiot.

[fullyautomatix]

Idiot.

Groan. Dont start that again.