Crisis on the Home Front!

[shaunbhoy]

SB04 just came down the stairs to inform me that, it being Feb 29th, his girlfriend has just proposed marriage via a text!!!
Wanted my advice. I suggested either "LOL" or "ROFLMFAO". Both of which he quite liked, but felt might be inappropriate.


He has broken up with her more times than soft Mick too. Tricky one....oh to be young.....or not!!

Have any of the panel got any helpful ideas/suggestions?

[doodab]

Phone the producers of my big fat pikey wedding?

Warn him that the blow jobs will stop?

[Churchill]

Tell him not to respond to the text, the SMS system does not guarantee that a text has been received at the endpoint. He never got the text!

SB, you should know this sh!t.

[vetran]

ouch - ask him DOES HE REALLY WANT TO?

Least painful time to decide without screwing their life IMHO. Assuming no kids yet.
3 more opportunities
While engaged - brings out the bunny boiler
At Altar - Brings out BB & her family.
After Honeymoon but before kids - Brings out BB,BBF & Lawyers.

I did it a phase 1. Bad enough.

Married later and I smiled (most of the time) ever since.

[MayContainNuts]

Get him to reply '<Insert another girls name here> I'd love to'!!!

[d000hg]

A text? Doesn't count. Imagine how she'd feel if he proposed by text.

[fullyautomatix]

Who the heck proposes by text ?? I suspect it was a mass text and she will select the first to reply.

[Churchill]

On a serious note he should ask her to ask him again in 4 years.

[amcdonald]

Warn him that the blow jobs will stop?

They never warn you about that either

[OwlHoot]

Have any of the panel got any helpful ideas/suggestions? ..

He'd better read this carefully