Crisis on the Home Front!

[scooterscot]

Reply with, "Text not sent, insufficient credit"

Then cancel phone quick.

[OwlHoot]

Reply with, "Text not sent, insufficient credit"

Then cancel phone quick.

Throw phone out of a moving car (or better still cross-channel ferry)

[Churchill]

Tell your son that his girlfriend is a sh!t shag and he can do better!

[kingcook]

29th February... the only day when a man does not want to see a woman on her knees in front of him.

[shaunbhoy]

He is treating it as the joke he assumes it is.
FWIW she is quite a looker, but as mad as a box of frogs.
I also suspect she knew there would be no affirmative reply long before she sent the text too.

[mudskipper]

He is treating it as the joke he assumes it is.
FWIW she is quite a looker, but as mad as a box of frogs.
I also suspect she knew there would be no affirmative reply long before she sent the text too.

In that case he should reply "yes" to call her bluff...

[eek]

In that case he should reply "yes" to call her bluff...

wks

[eek]

better still get one of your son's mates (if she has their number) to reply. That will suitable confuse and freak her out.

[Goatfell]

better still get one of your son's mates (if she has their number) to reply. That will suitable confuse and freak her out.

better still, reply yourself, that really will freak her out (though you did say she was a looker, so....)

[Pondlife]

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