Crisis on the Home Front!

[russell]

Say yes, he can always divorce if it doesn't work out. Maybe no kids for the first few years though.

[shaunbhoy]

I suppose I could always get him to suggest that his Dad wants to "vet her application" robustly.

[JoJoGabor]

My dad proposed as a joke 36 years ago. Do not joke about these things, or risk bringing horrible things like me into this world

[Spacecadet]

My dad proposed as a joke 36 years ago. Do not joke about these things, or risk bringing horrible things like me into this world

What it said

[Platypus]

He has broken up with her more times than ...

Answers the question. He should NOT marry her.

[norrahe]

Thank you for your application for the position of Mrs SB04. Due to the unprecedented demand for this position we will be hosting a series of group application sessions. These will consist of a series of team tasks where you will be expected to demonstrate your ability to work within a small group of 2-3 other applicants.
Your ability to show initiative, imagination, the willingness to go the extra inch and work both above and below your colleagues will be measured.

You forgot:

Please include in your reply the names of two persons who will be willing to provide references.