Reply to: Crisis on the Home Front!

[norrahe]

Thank you for your application for the position of Mrs SB04. Due to the unprecedented demand for this position we will be hosting a series of group application sessions. These will consist of a series of team tasks where you will be expected to demonstrate your ability to work within a small group of 2-3 other applicants.
Your ability to show initiative, imagination, the willingness to go the extra inch and work both above and below your colleagues will be measured.

You forgot:

Please include in your reply the names of two persons who will be willing to provide references.

[Platypus]

He has broken up with her more times than ...

Answers the question. He should NOT marry her.

[Spacecadet]

My dad proposed as a joke 36 years ago. Do not joke about these things, or risk bringing horrible things like me into this world

What it said

[JoJoGabor]

My dad proposed as a joke 36 years ago. Do not joke about these things, or risk bringing horrible things like me into this world

[shaunbhoy]

I suppose I could always get him to suggest that his Dad wants to "vet her application" robustly.

[russell]

Say yes, he can always divorce if it doesn't work out. Maybe no kids for the first few years though.

[Pondlife]

Thank you for your application for the position of Mrs SB04. Due to the unprecedented demand for this position we will be hosting a series of group application sessions. These will consist of a series of team tasks where you will be expected to demonstrate your ability to work within a small group of 2-3 other applicants.
Your ability to show initiative, imagination, the willingness to go the extra inch and work both above and below your colleagues will be measured.

[Goatfell]

better still get one of your son's mates (if she has their number) to reply. That will suitable confuse and freak her out.

better still, reply yourself, that really will freak her out (though you did say she was a looker, so....)

[eek]

better still get one of your son's mates (if she has their number) to reply. That will suitable confuse and freak her out.

[eek]

In that case he should reply "yes" to call her bluff...

wks

[mudskipper]

He is treating it as the joke he assumes it is.
FWIW she is quite a looker, but as mad as a box of frogs.
I also suspect she knew there would be no affirmative reply long before she sent the text too.

In that case he should reply "yes" to call her bluff...

[shaunbhoy]

He is treating it as the joke he assumes it is.
FWIW she is quite a looker, but as mad as a box of frogs.
I also suspect she knew there would be no affirmative reply long before she sent the text too.

[kingcook]

29th February... the only day when a man does not want to see a woman on her knees in front of him.

[Churchill]

Tell your son that his girlfriend is a sh!t shag and he can do better!

[OwlHoot]

Reply with, "Text not sent, insufficient credit"

Then cancel phone quick.

Throw phone out of a moving car (or better still cross-channel ferry)