She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?

[Arturo Bassick]

It would be genius if he got her to do some dusting and hoovering before she left. I mean, she is a cleaner, right?

Get her to wash the curtains too.

[d000hg]

If only women thought the same way when they meet you.

I bet they do, as far as getting him out of the house ASAP goes, anyway.

[Spacecadet]

I think a lot of it was down to my fashion sense. .. in that I've only recently stopped wearing a cowboy hat and sporting a YMCA moustache

So you're not an ass virgin then

[chef]

So you're not an ass virgin then

Very subtle Spaceman and very PC.

[ChrisPackit]

Give her a 'Ken Dodd' and send her on her way.

You might think about giving her a Vimto lolly too for her efforts, on the way out.

[Platypus]

She has mental health problems...
I've already got her half naked, and I'm gagging for it. Should I?

Until recently, very recently, I'd have said "YES!" but I've just seen a situation similar to this get crazy... now I'd say "NO!" you could get very badly burned.

She's not called Tash, is she?

[DimPrawn]

Until recently, very recently, I'd have said "YES!" but I've just seen a situation similar to this get crazy... now I'd say "NO!" you could get very badly burned.

She's not called Tash, is she?

No, but she probably has one.

[KentPhilip]

So you're not an ass virgin then

jeez I can't even get away with trying to slag off SasGuru without being accused of being an arse plunderer..

[Paddy]

It would be genius if he got her to do some dusting and hoovering before she left. I mean, she is a cleaner, right?

[KentPhilip]

Is that all you have to say for yourself? For want of a better expression, I think you should spill the beans...

For men's whatsits I thought the expression was "spill the seeds"..

But I'm not seeing her till Friday, but then I won't be able to upload any graphic photos/video else I'll get banned by this site.
Oh but hang on, you're the administrator...