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Two McDonalds yesterday but then again I did 12 hours yesterday painting and decorating and so far this morning have filled the contents of a skip by clearing rubbish and have sanded down the stairs. Now sitting on the loo ready to get rid of yesterdays McDonalds.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Posting from your mobile, I assume?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostTwo McDonalds yesterday but then again I did 12 hours yesterday painting and decorating and so far this morning have filled the contents of a skip by clearing rubbish and have sanded down the stairs. Now sitting on the loo ready to get rid of yesterdays McDonalds.
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Given you have a warchest the size of the Bismark and more disposable income than Bill Gates why not pay someone to do this manual work?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostTwo McDonalds yesterday but then again I did 12 hours yesterday painting and decorating and so far this morning have filled the contents of a skip by clearing rubbish and have sanded down the stairs. Now sitting on the loo ready to get rid of yesterdays McDonalds.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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You can pay someone to post on CUK for you? Sounds like a Plan B.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostGiven you have a warchest the size of the Bismark and more disposable income than Bill Gates why not pay someone to do this manual work?
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Cause I'm a sleeves up kind of guy. I'm not on my todd. Crack team of painters and decorators with me. He's called Bob.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostGiven you have a warchest the size of the Bismark and more disposable income than Bill Gates why not pay someone to do this manual work?
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<rubs chin>Originally posted by k2p2 View PostYou can pay someone to post on CUK for you? Sounds like a Plan B.
So I could pay someone to post for me, increase my fame and all round likeability on here and get the 2012 CUK personality of the year award?
Prolly a lost cause.
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The best way is to accidentally include your CUK password as a random word in a quoted post. Then accuse the kind poster who's nice enough to point it out in a friendly and helpful way of stalking you.Originally posted by suityou01 View Post<rubs chin>
So I could pay someone to post for me, increase my fame and all round likeability on here and get the 2012 CUK personality of the year award? MFisanumpty99
Prolly a lost cause.
MF can advise on exact technique.Comment
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I am now successfully logged in as you.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostThe best way is to accidentally include your CUK password as a random word in a quoted post. Then accuse the kind poster who's nice enough to point it out in a friendly and helpful way of stalking you.
MF can advise on exact technique.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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You doirty hacker.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostThe best way is to accidentally include your CUK password as a random word in a quoted post. Then accuse the kind poster who's nice enough to point it out in a friendly and helpful way of stalking you.
MF can advise on exact technique.
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Stinky feet as well she tells me. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand she's got her tits out on the telly.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou doirty hacker.

[As in blue tits, she's not really that cool]Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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