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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    How's everyone going?

    Another 2lb this week - that's half a stone total.

    (No visibly noticeable difference to belly flab though )
    Two McDonalds yesterday but then again I did 12 hours yesterday painting and decorating and so far this morning have filled the contents of a skip by clearing rubbish and have sanded down the stairs. Now sitting on the loo ready to get rid of yesterdays McDonalds.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Two McDonalds yesterday but then again I did 12 hours yesterday painting and decorating and so far this morning have filled the contents of a skip by clearing rubbish and have sanded down the stairs. Now sitting on the loo ready to get rid of yesterdays McDonalds.
      Posting from your mobile, I assume?

      Study: 1 in 6 Cell Phones Contaminated With Fecal Matter | Healthland | TIME.com


      Nice!

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        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Two McDonalds yesterday but then again I did 12 hours yesterday painting and decorating and so far this morning have filled the contents of a skip by clearing rubbish and have sanded down the stairs. Now sitting on the loo ready to get rid of yesterdays McDonalds.
        Given you have a warchest the size of the Bismark and more disposable income than Bill Gates why not pay someone to do this manual work?
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Given you have a warchest the size of the Bismark and more disposable income than Bill Gates why not pay someone to do this manual work?
          You can pay someone to post on CUK for you? Sounds like a Plan B.

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            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Given you have a warchest the size of the Bismark and more disposable income than Bill Gates why not pay someone to do this manual work?
            Cause I'm a sleeves up kind of guy. I'm not on my todd. Crack team of painters and decorators with me. He's called Bob.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
              You can pay someone to post on CUK for you? Sounds like a Plan B.
              <rubs chin>

              So I could pay someone to post for me, increase my fame and all round likeability on here and get the 2012 CUK personality of the year award?

              Prolly a lost cause.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                <rubs chin>

                So I could pay someone to post for me, increase my fame and all round likeability on here and get the 2012 CUK personality of the year award? MFisanumpty99

                Prolly a lost cause.
                The best way is to accidentally include your CUK password as a random word in a quoted post. Then accuse the kind poster who's nice enough to point it out in a friendly and helpful way of stalking you.

                MF can advise on exact technique.

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                  Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                  The best way is to accidentally include your CUK password as a random word in a quoted post. Then accuse the kind poster who's nice enough to point it out in a friendly and helpful way of stalking you.

                  MF can advise on exact technique.
                  I am now successfully logged in as you.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                    The best way is to accidentally include your CUK password as a random word in a quoted post. Then accuse the kind poster who's nice enough to point it out in a friendly and helpful way of stalking you.

                    MF can advise on exact technique.
                    You doirty hacker.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      You doirty hacker.
                      Stinky feet as well she tells me. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand she's got her tits out on the telly.











                      [As in blue tits, she's not really that cool]
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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