i am lost for words

[doodab]

I was in the pub with some friends, went for a pee, and some utter ******* **** has dipped into my christmas shopping and stolen my gloves.

This is why i hate living in london. This wouldn't have happened in Germany.

[AtW]

This wouldn't have happened in Germany.

I agree - far more liberal gun laws there

[NickFitz]

This suggests that your Christmas shopping isn't really up to scratch or they would have taken that

[EternalOptimist]

check your friends.

the one with warm hands is a theiving scrote

[eek]

check your friends accents.

The one with a scouse accent is the thief.

If not that it will be the one from glasgow.

If that still fails just pick one you don't really like.

[chef]

Went out for some festive drinks with friends the day before yesterday, I left my cigarettes, gloves, hat and phone on the table and moved to another bar, realised 30 mins later, walked back to the bar, all objects were still sat on the table in the middle of a packed out bar.. I like living in Germany.

[sasguru]

This is why i hate living in london. This wouldn't have happened in Germany.

Perhaps not. But in Germany far-right thugs can go a mass-murdering spree killing small-shop owners with the alleged active collusion of the intelligence services.
So its horses for courses really.

[wobbegong]

I was in the pub with some friends, went for a pee, and some utter ******* **** has dipped into my christmas shopping and stolen my gloves.

This is why i hate living in london. This wouldn't have happened in Germany.

Did your friends not see someone rummaging in your bag?

Suspect the 'friend' who gives you a pair of gloves for Christmas.

[BrilloPad]

Perhaps not. But in Germany far-right thugs can go a mass-murdering spree killing small-shop owners with the alleged active collusion of the intelligence services.
So its horses for courses really.

I bet his gloves would have been safe in Belgium too. But what they get up to should not be repeated on these august boards.

[MarillionFan]

Gloves?

Real men don't wear gloves. I normally wear sandals, shorts and a t shirt at this time of the year.