i am lost for words

[sasguru]

... two wrongs don't make a right.

Quite. Just like losing your gloves but blaming someone for nicking them won't make them come back.

[doodab]

Quite. Just like losing your gloves but blaming someone for nicking them won't make them come back.

Do you really believe they just evaporated?

[Sysman]

Did your friends not see someone rummaging in your bag?

Suspect the 'friend' who will give you a pair of gloves for Christmas.

FTFY

[sasguru]

Do you really believe they just evaporated?

No. Don't believe they were nicked either, though.
Probably one of your 'friends', knowing what a negative paranoid loser you are, decided to play a trick on you.

[MarillionFan]

No. Don't believe they were nicked either, though.
Probably one of your 'friends', knowing what a negative paranoid loser you are, decided to play a trick on you.

You've met him too?

[doodab]

No. Don't believe they were nicked either, though.
Probably one of your 'friends', knowing what a negative paranoid loser you are, decided to play a trick on you.

My friends are smarter and wittier than that. They would have cut the fingers off.

[sasguru]

My friends are smarter and wittier than that. They would have cut the fingers off.

But then you wouldn't have used your (mis)judgement to claim your gloves were stolen.

[xoggoth]

Yeh. Some bastard stole my uni scarf in the Prospect of Whitby back in 1970 too.