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My friends are smarter and wittier than that. They would have cut the fingers off.Originally posted by sasguru View PostNo. Don't believe they were nicked either, though.
Probably one of your 'friends', knowing what a negative paranoid loser you are, decided to play a trick on you.

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You've met him too?Originally posted by sasguru View PostNo. Don't believe they were nicked either, though.
Probably one of your 'friends', knowing what a negative paranoid loser you are, decided to play a trick on you.

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So you condone stealing cutlery from restaurants?Originally posted by sasguru View PostAh but that's OK. Licking the chutney spoon and not putting it back is totally acceptable.
Its the putting it back bit that makes it such a heinous crime.
I really don't see a need to lick the spoon at all, just put it back unlicked like a normal person. A "lick & nick" isn't any better, two wrongs don't make a right.
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Boy you must buy some tulip presents if all they took is your gloves.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostIt wouldn't surprise me in the least if their cutlery drawers contained a few misappropriated eating utensils.You two are extremely bored today aren't you?Originally posted by sasguru View PostAh but that's OK. Licking the chutney spoon and not putting it back is totally acceptable.
Its the putting it back bit that makes it such a heinous crime.
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Ah but that's OK. Licking the chutney spoon and not putting it back is totally acceptable.Originally posted by doodab View PostIt wouldn't surprise me in the least if their cutlery drawers contained a few misappropriated eating utensils.
Its the putting it back bit that makes it such a heinous crime.
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so you didn't retrace your steps to where you dropped them then
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