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Previously on "i am lost for words"

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  • xoggoth
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    Yeh. Some bastard stole my uni scarf in the Prospect of Whitby back in 1970 too.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    My friends are smarter and wittier than that. They would have cut the fingers off.
    But then you wouldn't have used your (mis)judgement to claim your gloves were stolen.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    No. Don't believe they were nicked either, though.
    Probably one of your 'friends', knowing what a negative paranoid loser you are, decided to play a trick on you.
    My friends are smarter and wittier than that. They would have cut the fingers off.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    No. Don't believe they were nicked either, though.
    Probably one of your 'friends', knowing what a negative paranoid loser you are, decided to play a trick on you.
    You've met him too?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Do you really believe they just evaporated?
    No. Don't believe they were nicked either, though.
    Probably one of your 'friends', knowing what a negative paranoid loser you are, decided to play a trick on you.

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Did your friends not see someone rummaging in your bag?

    Suspect the 'friend' who will give you a pair of gloves for Christmas.
    FTFY

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Quite. Just like losing your gloves but blaming someone for nicking them won't make them come back.
    Do you really believe they just evaporated?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    ... two wrongs don't make a right.
    Quite. Just like losing your gloves but blaming someone for nicking them won't make them come back.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Ah but that's OK. Licking the chutney spoon and not putting it back is totally acceptable.
    Its the putting it back bit that makes it such a heinous crime.
    So you condone stealing cutlery from restaurants?

    I really don't see a need to lick the spoon at all, just put it back unlicked like a normal person. A "lick & nick" isn't any better, two wrongs don't make a right.

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  • northernladuk
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    Boy you must buy some tulip presents if all they took is your gloves.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by PorkPie View Post
    so you didn't retrace your steps to where you dropped them then
    WHS.

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  • PorkPie
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    so you didn't retrace your steps to where you dropped them then

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    It wouldn't surprise me in the least if their cutlery drawers contained a few misappropriated eating utensils.
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Ah but that's OK. Licking the chutney spoon and not putting it back is totally acceptable.
    Its the putting it back bit that makes it such a heinous crime.
    You two are extremely bored today aren't you?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    It wouldn't surprise me in the least if their cutlery drawers contained a few misappropriated eating utensils.
    Ah but that's OK. Licking the chutney spoon and not putting it back is totally acceptable.
    Its the putting it back bit that makes it such a heinous crime.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Barstards! People of that ilk are exactly the sort who lick the chutney spoon and put it back. Swine.
    It wouldn't surprise me in the least if their cutlery drawers contained a few misappropriated eating utensils.

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