Reply to: i am lost for words

[xoggoth]

Yeh. Some bastard stole my uni scarf in the Prospect of Whitby back in 1970 too.

[sasguru]

My friends are smarter and wittier than that. They would have cut the fingers off.

But then you wouldn't have used your (mis)judgement to claim your gloves were stolen.

[doodab]

No. Don't believe they were nicked either, though.
Probably one of your 'friends', knowing what a negative paranoid loser you are, decided to play a trick on you.

My friends are smarter and wittier than that. They would have cut the fingers off.

[MarillionFan]

No. Don't believe they were nicked either, though.
Probably one of your 'friends', knowing what a negative paranoid loser you are, decided to play a trick on you.

You've met him too?

[sasguru]

Do you really believe they just evaporated?

No. Don't believe they were nicked either, though.
Probably one of your 'friends', knowing what a negative paranoid loser you are, decided to play a trick on you.

[Sysman]

Did your friends not see someone rummaging in your bag?

Suspect the 'friend' who will give you a pair of gloves for Christmas.

FTFY

[doodab]

Quite. Just like losing your gloves but blaming someone for nicking them won't make them come back.

Do you really believe they just evaporated?

[sasguru]

... two wrongs don't make a right.

Quite. Just like losing your gloves but blaming someone for nicking them won't make them come back.

[doodab]

Ah but that's OK. Licking the chutney spoon and not putting it back is totally acceptable.
Its the putting it back bit that makes it such a heinous crime.

So you condone stealing cutlery from restaurants?

I really don't see a need to lick the spoon at all, just put it back unlicked like a normal person. A "lick & nick" isn't any better, two wrongs don't make a right.

[northernladuk]

Boy you must buy some tulip presents if all they took is your gloves.

[sasguru]

so you didn't retrace your steps to where you dropped them then

WHS.

[PorkPie]

so you didn't retrace your steps to where you dropped them then

[MarillionFan]

It wouldn't surprise me in the least if their cutlery drawers contained a few misappropriated eating utensils.

Ah but that's OK. Licking the chutney spoon and not putting it back is totally acceptable.
Its the putting it back bit that makes it such a heinous crime.

You two are extremely bored today aren't you?

[sasguru]

It wouldn't surprise me in the least if their cutlery drawers contained a few misappropriated eating utensils.

Ah but that's OK. Licking the chutney spoon and not putting it back is totally acceptable.
Its the putting it back bit that makes it such a heinous crime.

[doodab]

Barstards! People of that ilk are exactly the sort who lick the chutney spoon and put it back. Swine.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least if their cutlery drawers contained a few misappropriated eating utensils.