i am lost for words

[doodab]

Quite. However you need to understand that in Doodab's world everyone's to blame but himself - he's a born whinger.

It's indicative of your skewed morality and misanthropic nature that you see the victim of a crime as blameworthy. I bet you think rape victims were asking for it as well.

Perhaps living next to a prison has had an adverse effect on your psyche.

[NotAllThere]

i am lost for words

If only...

[SimonMac]

I was in the pub with some friends, went for a pee, and some utter ******* **** has dipped into my christmas shopping and stolen my gloves.

This is why i hate living in london. This wouldn't have happened in Germany.

No because in Germany someone would have dipped into Eastern Europe and stolen Poland

[PAH]

Worst case of this that's happened to me (the only type that matters ) was on holiday in Spain some years ago when I nearly pulled Uma Thurman*.

As we were getting ready to go back to my hotel after a few hours in a club she noticed some **** had stolen her purse while we were smooching on a sofa, and was so upset it killed the mood and she went off with her mate (who my mate had been getting off with) instead.

* May not have been the actual Uma Thurman but 99% dead ringer even when I was sober (had spotted her at a nearby table in a restaurant earlier which gave us a way of introducing ourselves later), and she was tall too.

Unfortunately it was before the Kill Bill movies or I'd have been able to ask if she liked swallowing swords.

[d000hg]

It's a shame that the police aren't allowed to 'entrap' thieving scrotes by leaving a bags of shopping, etc lying around and netting some easy meat.

You'd only land up catching
bankers and politicians.

And about 70% of the population...

[doodab]

Well it just goes to show you shouldn't hang out in dodgy parts of London known to be full of opportunistic thieves.

That's the last time I go for drinks in the square mile this year.

[MarillionFan]

I bet you dropped them.

[doodab]

I bet you dropped them.

I bet you half inched them

[sasguru]

I bet you dropped them.

WHS. This story looks more implausible the more you hear it.

[doodab]

WHS. This story looks more implausible the more you hear it.

They were in the bag when I put it down and not in it when I picked it up. They weren't on the floor, I checked. What exactly do you think happened to them that is more plausible than thievery?