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Been to my first Lapdance Club
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostBeen to a couple but the best one was Angels paradise in Liverpool. It was a £5 in and you got a free dance - every dance from then on was £5.
I think the 'younger' lads prefer the lapdance clubs.
@cojak - did you pay for a dance ?
My mate who was leaving paid for it as a treat"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by PAH View PostDidn't see him again until the next morning. He couldn't remember much until he started finding receipts in his wallet. He'd paid with his card () and had half a dozen receipts for drinks and dances. He spent about 400 quid in all.
How we laughed..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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So basically it was a good laugh and I can cross it off my 'List of 50 Things to do...'
But in the end I've just bought an electric uke with the money I didn't spend last night."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by cojak View PostSo basically it was a good laugh and I can cross it off my 'List of 50 Things to do...'
But in the end I've just bought an electric uke with the money I didn't spend last night.
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostOoh, that sounds cool. Gotta plug that baby into a Marshall stack and crank up the overdrive
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostYes, stopped over on a leg to Oz. But we left when the women got razor blades out.
Been to a couple, one when 17 to cross it off the list, I have an indelible memory of a female punk rocker with fried egg boobs taking her bar off at the bar so they could charge us a weeks wages for 2 watered down heinekins (its extra for topless waitress service). She sat down and had a chat with us afterwards, she was a little lost lamb in a sea of wolves, a bit sad, My mate and I made our excuses and left.
At a Leaving do a mate of mine who is certifiable took us all to a strip club, we met up with one of his customers who was rather loaded and they paid for a private dance from an early eastern european import who was actually quite attractive if not enthusiastic, I have been more excited by tomato soup adverts. However the prestigous amounts of Alcohol I had consumed may have been the cause, I couldn't remember my own name let alone what my todger was for.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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