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Been to my first Lapdance Club

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    #61
    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    Why hasn't this thread been moved to hand light relief?
    That'll be an extra £15
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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      #62
      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      Been to a couple but the best one was Angels paradise in Liverpool. It was a £5 in and you got a free dance - every dance from then on was £5.

      I think the 'younger' lads prefer the lapdance clubs.

      @cojak - did you pay for a dance ?
      No.

      My mate who was leaving paid for it as a treat
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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        #63
        Originally posted by PAH View Post
        Didn't see him again until the next morning. He couldn't remember much until he started finding receipts in his wallet. He'd paid with his card () and had half a dozen receipts for drinks and dances. He spent about 400 quid in all.
        Funny you should mention that, the bloke who left after the rest of us came over to our desks in shock later in the morning after finding a receipt for £700 in his wallet!

        How we laughed...
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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          #64
          So basically it was a good laugh and I can cross it off my 'List of 50 Things to do...'

          But in the end I've just bought an electric uke with the money I didn't spend last night.
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #65
            Originally posted by cojak View Post
            So basically it was a good laugh and I can cross it off my 'List of 50 Things to do...'

            But in the end I've just bought an electric uke with the money I didn't spend last night.
            Ooh, that sounds cool. Gotta plug that baby into a Marshall stack and crank up the overdrive

            Me, me, me...

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              #66
              Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
              Ooh, that sounds cool. Gotta plug that baby into a Marshall stack and crank up the overdrive

              11?
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                #67
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                11?
                All the best do
                Me, me, me...

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  Yes, stopped over on a leg to Oz. But we left when the women got razor blades out.


                  Been to a couple, one when 17 to cross it off the list, I have an indelible memory of a female punk rocker with fried egg boobs taking her bar off at the bar so they could charge us a weeks wages for 2 watered down heinekins (its extra for topless waitress service). She sat down and had a chat with us afterwards, she was a little lost lamb in a sea of wolves, a bit sad, My mate and I made our excuses and left.

                  At a Leaving do a mate of mine who is certifiable took us all to a strip club, we met up with one of his customers who was rather loaded and they paid for a private dance from an early eastern european import who was actually quite attractive if not enthusiastic, I have been more excited by tomato soup adverts. However the prestigous amounts of Alcohol I had consumed may have been the cause, I couldn't remember my own name let alone what my todger was for.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                    Compensating?
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      Compensating?
                      Noise
                      Me, me, me...

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