Been to my first Lapdance Club

[TimberWolf]

Been to a couple, one when 17 to cross it off the list, I have an indelible memory of a female punk rocker with fried egg boobs taking her bar off at the bar so they could charge us a weeks wages for 2 watered down heinekins (its extra for topless waitress service). She sat down and had a chat with us afterwards, she was a little lost lamb in a sea of wolves, a bit sad, My mate and I made our excuses and left.

At a Leaving do a mate of mine who is certifiable took us all to a strip club, we met up with one of his customers who was rather loaded and they paid for a private dance from an early eastern european import who was actually quite attractive if not enthusiastic, I have been more excited by tomato soup adverts. However the prestigous amounts of Alcohol I had consumed may have been the cause, I couldn't remember my own name let alone what my todger was for.

When I was there I also looked into one of those places with all the women behind a window, with numbers on. Maybe 20 or 30 women smiling at you. There was a menu too, but it was too embarrassing to pick a number and anyway I didn't want to catch anything, so was just window shopping. I seem to remember pu$$y massage was on the menu?

[d000hg]

I seem to remember pu$$y massage was on the menu?

You massage it, or they massage you with it?

[TimberWolf]

You massage it, or they massage you with it?

Maybe it was called pu$$y rub. I was left with the impression that they massage you with it anyway. And I think that was one of the more conservative menu options.

[Doggy Styles]

Anyone visited the Wagon and Horses pub just off Junction 9 of the M1?

The dancers there are exotic, which means they take all their clothes off. Only costs a quid a dance.

[TimberWolf]

Anyone visited the Wagon and Horses pub just off Junction 9 of the M1?

The dancers there are exotic, which means they take all their clothes off. Only costs a quid a dance.

What do you get for £2?

[TestMangler]

What do you get for £2?

two dances ?

[Freamon]

Only been to one once - Red Rooms in Holborn. I was nicely drunk and seem to remember it was worryingly enjoyable. Since learned that it is apparently one of the friendlier / less sinister ones.

[Platypus]

I've been twice, both times cost me an absolute fortune ($700 and £400 IIRC)

Still, twas fun. Trouble is I get mesmerised, like the proverbial kid in a candy store.

[PAH]

Funny you should mention that, the bloke who left after the rest of us came over to our desks in shock later in the morning after finding a receipt for £700 in his wallet!

Hope he's not married or that could take some explaining. He'll have to take his missus down to prove it costs that much just for drinks and dances. Unless it doesn't.

I have a feeling these establishments may be the only ones where they give you larger measures of spirits than you asked for. They certainly charge enough for them.

[cojak]

Hope he's not married or that could take some explaining. He'll have to take his missus down to prove it costs that much just for drinks and dances. Unless it doesn't.

I have a feeling these establishments may be the only ones where they give you larger measures of spirits than you asked for. They certainly charge enough for them.

Why do you think he was looking shocked?

Anyway, he can't remember the alledged fun he paid for so he's called his credit card company and stopped the payment. I guess it will be down to his negotiation skills from now on.