Been to my first Lapdance Club

[chef]

Would the place liven up a bit if you were to put a pin pong ball on the table? And a basketball hoop on the wall.

so you've been to PatPong in Bangkok then?

I took my mum there once, well, it wasn't really planned, we were in PatPong for the large fake goods market but my mum fancied a sit down and a drink and my younger brother didn't know what a ladyboy was so I thought I'd open their mind a little..

[doodab]

I have a couple of memorable (for all the wrong reasons) experiences. They make good pub yarns.

[chef]

I have a couple of memorable (for all the wrong reasons) experiences. They make good pub yarns.

Cologne carnival starts in around 6 weeks, you can tell me then

[jmo21]

I don't complain at the band at my local pub because they are not Muse.

[TimberWolf]

I have visions of Sticky Vicky circa 1995 in Benidorm. Might have been more bearable if she wasn't about 60 years old.

I wonder how many women test their ping pong abilities, in the name of science or a competitive nature.

[TimberWolf]

so you've been to PatPong in Bangkok then?

I took my mum there once, well, it wasn't really planned, we were in PatPong for the large fake goods market but my mum fancied a sit down and a drink and my younger brother didn't know what a ladyboy was so I thought I'd open their mind a little..

Yes, stopped over on a leg to Oz. But we left when the women got razor blades out.

[TimberWolf]

Cologne carnival starts in around 6 weeks, you can tell me then

[TimberWolf]

I think Cojak will be very pleased with the way this thread is turning out.

[d000hg]

How common is it for the gentleman to blow their top during a dance?

Wilmslow, maybe you can field that one.

[MarillionFan]

I wonder how many women test their ping pong abilities, in the name of science or a competitive nature.

Mrs MF was intrigued by the young lady playing the US national anthem on a small recorder and said 'That's not possible'. A few hours later when I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom she shouted through 'Oh it is possible'. Didn't sound like the US National Anthem to me though.