Been to my first Lapdance Club

[doodab]

Mrs MF was intrigued by the young lady playing the US national anthem on a small recorder and said 'That's not possible'. A few hours later when I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom she shouted through 'Oh it is possible'. Didn't sound like the US National Anthem to me though.

She probably had the fingering wrong.

[BrilloPad]

There were 2 women in the group that went to my stag do at a lap-dancing club. And a great time they had too.

[Churchill]

There were 2 women in the group that went to my stag do at a lap-dancing club. And a great time they had too.

I still fail to see what the attraction is.

Oh well.

[BrilloPad]

I still fail to see what the attraction is.

Oh well.

You are way too intelligent. Try being more shallow.

HTH

[Churchill]

You are way too intelligent. Try being more shallow.

HTH

First time that's ever been said! Are you pissed?

[SimonMac]

I did once on a stag weekend. Maybe I'm just a prude, but I found it quite embarassing. It's meant to be a fantasy, but my fantasies involve being allowed to touch, and sitting still whilst another person gets up close and personal reminded me of being at the dentist.

Sorry mate but if that happens at your dentist you need to report them for the sake of the children

[doodab]

Sorry mate but if that happens at your dentist you need to report them for the sake of the children

Or eat more sweets, depending on your point of view.

[Sockpuppet]

Never been to a lapdancing club.

I don't quite see the point.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Then again I've been and I still don't see the point.

[doodab]

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Then again I've been and I still don't see the point.

The point is to part you from your money.

[Clippy]

Why hasn't this thread been moved to hand light relief?