Been to my first Lapdance Club

[VectraMan]

I did once on a stag weekend. Maybe I'm just a prude, but I found it quite embarassing. It's meant to be a fantasy, but my fantasies involve being allowed to touch, and sitting still whilst another person gets up close and personal reminded me of being at the dentist.

[Wilmslow]

That's how it starts. One night you're an honoury bloke/token woman at a lapdance club, next you're gnoshing off strangers in a dogging layby in Wilmslow.

Slippery slope there Jacks.

Ah, that explains the abundance of layby's in my town.....

[Paddy]

Did they stick 50 quid notes between your norks?

No, Tesco vouchers.

[MarillionFan]

I did once on a stag weekend. Maybe I'm just a prude, but I found it quite embarassing. It's meant to be a fantasy, but my fantasies involve being allowed to touch, and sitting still whilst another person gets up close and personal reminded me of being at the dentist.

Which is why lapdancing clubs are a waste of time. Better to go to a place where you can choose which lady you want by choosing a number, paying a bar fine and taking them back to the hotel with you. You'll never come to any harm that way.

BTW. Does anyone have any rash cream???

[VectraMan]

Which is why lapdancing clubs are a waste of time. Better to go to a place where you can choose which lady you want by choosing a number, paying a bar fine and taking them back to the hotel with you. You'll never come to any harm that way.

I don't think my local pub offers that service, but I'll be sure to ask the barmaid when I'm next there.

[Doggy Styles]

I did once on a stag weekend. Maybe I'm just a prude, but I found it quite embarassing. It's meant to be a fantasy, but my fantasies involve being allowed to touch, and sitting still whilst another person gets up close and personal reminded me of being at the dentist.

It's not supposed to be the ultimate sexual experience, just a bit of fun and sometimes an introduction to a prostitute if you like.

I don't complain at the band at my local pub because they are not Muse.

[xoggoth]

Got dragged to one once when persuaded to have a leaving get together. Bit like looking at porn in public, you can't do anything so what's the point?

[TimberWolf]

Never been to a lapdancing club.

I don't quite see the point.

Me neither. It it like a fat person paying to have a Sunday roast with all the lashings, followed by chocolate cup cake with whipped cream being used to tease them from their money until they are dribbling with hungry anticipation?

[FiveTimes]

Been to a couple but the best one was Angels paradise in Liverpool. It was a £5 in and you got a free dance - every dance from then on was £5.

I think the 'younger' lads prefer the lapdance clubs.

@cojak - did you pay for a dance ?

[Arturo Bassick]

I have been trying to link The Bloodhound Gang "A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" but I cant get one because I am in Germany.

Never mind.