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He's 12.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Now, I do believe a warning about the poor quality of your personal abuse has been already issued. Give it a rest of 24 hours.Originally posted by Craic View PostThat would make you 145 or older.
No wonder you are such a poor quality poster.
You must have been senile for at least 60 years.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostNow, I do believe a warning about the poor quality of your personal abuse has been already issued. Give it a rest of 24 hours.
I think straying into the territory of accusing someone of being a paedo (above) probably does warrant that...Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You know he's going to spend that time cooking up some heavy duty stuff to come back here with..Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostNow, I do believe a warning about the poor quality of your personal abuse has been already issued. Give it a rest of 24 hours."Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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If cooking up stuff is a new euphamism for frantically masturbating then I think you might be right.Originally posted by Jog On View PostYou know he's going to spend that time cooking up some heavy duty stuff to come back here with..Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostIf cooking up stuff is a new euphamism for frantically masturbating his mum then I think you might be right.
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You get invited by the owners.Originally posted by Craic View PostI'm just curious.
What's the selection criteria and what's the pay?
There is something to the old web saying that those who ask don't get..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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I do hope not, but if he does can the mods please ban meOriginally posted by Jog On View PostYou know he's going to spend that time cooking up some heavy duty stuff to come back here with..
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Go for it.Originally posted by craig1 View Post1. Pay for internet hosting
2. Set up your own forum, I'd recommend one based on Invision
3. Encourage people to come and post
4. Sit back and bask in the power of being moderatorOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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