How does one become a Moderator here?

[Pondlife]

Maybe his Mum's using the computer for her mature strip act business.

Aparently she has an ebay shop that sells used pingpong balls.






Too far?

[Old Greg]

Aparently she has an ebay shop that sells used pingpong balls.






Too far?

Is this anything to do with MF's shop? I thought there might be a sockie connection.

[Jog On]

Is the 24 hour ban up yet?

What time is the craic show scheduled to resume?

[MarillionFan]

Is this anything to do with MF's shop? I thought there might be a sockie connection.

I had to close my ship when your mum took her orders for
ping pong balls, small flutes and razor blades elsewhere. It always amazed me that she flew in from Spain especially to see me.

[CoolerKing]

easy....

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result, and all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon the monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth.

Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey. After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that’s the way it’s always been done around here.

[Old Greg]

I had to close my ship when your mum took her orders for
ping pong balls, small flutes and razor blades elsewhere. It always amazed me that she flew in from Spain especially to see me.

Thanks for clarifying, Mum.

[Zippy]

Aparently she has an ebay shop that sells used pingpong balls.


Too far?

You need a USP in this market, so anything over 10 metres should make her stand out from the crowd

[MaryPoppins]

Too far?

Never!!

[Arturo Bassick]

Doesn't the ban and subsequent insulting threads sort of prove his/her point?
MP says his suggestion that OG leans towards being a peado is worthy of a ban yet seems to be less offended at the suggestion that Craic enjoys an incestuous relationship with an adult entertainer.
No threat of a ban to the posters of those remarks. Gang bullied with support from admin.

Just saying like.

[Old Greg]

Doesn't the ban and subsequent insulting threads sort of prove his/her point?
MP says his suggestion that OG leans towards being a peado is worthy of a ban yet seems to be less offended at the suggestion that Craic enjoys an incestuous relationship with an adult entertainer.
No threat of a ban to the posters of those remarks. Gang bullied with support from admin.

Just saying like.

Calling someone a paedo is polite conversation in 'General'. I think he went because he detracted from the warm ambience.