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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
He learned from the best...Originally posted by d000hg View PostI was just about to post that he might be your sockie, since that's one of your stock insults.Comment
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God forgive you.Originally posted by d000hg View PostI was just about to post that he might be your sockie, since that's one of your stock insults.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Accusation!Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
I think straying into the territory of accusing someone of being a paedo (above) probably does warrant that...
Have you seen Old Greg. Green hair, dim lighting looks like he used to work for Michael Jackson. Probably got more form than a catholic priest on choir practice tryouts.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Matron,old Mr Wobblebottom needs changing again! His bed sores are making him all crotchety.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAccusation!
Have you seen Old Greg. Green hair, dim lighting looks like he used to work for Michael Jackson. Probably got more form than a catholic priest on choir practice tryouts.Comment
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If cooking up stuff is a new euphamism for frantically masturbating then I think you might be right.


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Can't be long now till the 24-hour Ban expires. Do we expect a more circumspect Craic to return, more aware of his shortcomings and eager to throw out the Olive branch of reconciliation?
Or will he just show up again exhibiting all the twuntish traits that got him turfed out first time round?
Only time will tell................tick tock tick tock!!!
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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The Ban Hammer came down at around 12:30 yesterday, so T minus 70 and countingOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View PostCan't be long now till the 24-hour Ban expires. Do we expect a more circumspect Craic to return, more aware of his shortcomings and eager to throw out the Olive branch of reconciliation?
Or will he just show up again exhibiting all the twuntish traits that got him turfed out first time round?
Only time will tell................tick tock tick tock!!!

"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Maybe his Mum's using the computer for her mature strip act business.Originally posted by DaveB View PostThe Ban Hammer came down at around 12:30 yesterday, so T minus 70 and counting
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