How does one become a Moderator here?

[d000hg]

This is like being savaged by a dead sheep.

1984 called. It wants its joke back.

I was just about to post that he might be your sockie, since that's one of your stock insults.

[AtW]

I was just about to post that he might be your sockie, since that's one of your stock insults.

He learned from the best...

[shaunbhoy]

I was just about to post that he might be your sockie, since that's one of your stock insults.

God forgive you.

[MarillionFan]

I think straying into the territory of accusing someone of being a paedo (above) probably does warrant that...

Accusation!

Have you seen Old Greg. Green hair, dim lighting looks like he used to work for Michael Jackson. Probably got more form than a catholic priest on choir practice tryouts.

[Old Greg]

Accusation!

Have you seen Old Greg. Green hair, dim lighting looks like he used to work for Michael Jackson. Probably got more form than a catholic priest on choir practice tryouts.

Matron,old Mr Wobblebottom needs changing again! His bed sores are making him all crotchety.

[Liamxtype]

If cooking up stuff is a new euphamism for frantically masturbating then I think you might be right.

[AtW]

Well, that settles that then.

[shaunbhoy]

Can't be long now till the 24-hour Ban expires. Do we expect a more circumspect Craic to return, more aware of his shortcomings and eager to throw out the Olive branch of reconciliation?
Or will he just show up again exhibiting all the twuntish traits that got him turfed out first time round?
Only time will tell................tick tock tick tock!!!

[DaveB]

Can't be long now till the 24-hour Ban expires. Do we expect a more circumspect Craic to return, more aware of his shortcomings and eager to throw out the Olive branch of reconciliation?
Or will he just show up again exhibiting all the twuntish traits that got him turfed out first time round?
Only time will tell................tick tock tick tock!!!

The Ban Hammer came down at around 12:30 yesterday, so T minus 70 and counting

[Old Greg]

The Ban Hammer came down at around 12:30 yesterday, so T minus 70 and counting

Maybe his Mum's using the computer for her mature strip act business.