Everyone's doing it....

[shaunbhoy]

So in addition to filthy sex & DIY skills, grammar is also a must have?

Let's just say that your dismal performances on dating sites have not all been down simply to your photographs( which quite clearly are so fugly they could stun a mermaid at 60 fathoms!), though they must shoulder a fair proportion of the blame.
Describing yourself as an "illegible bachelor", whilst having a certain comic appeal, did not do your long term chances much good either.

[DaveB]

Get yourself on chatroulette (Explanation: chatroulette is a website, for dating etc).

Then post what you see on here (Explanation: Share your experiences on Chatroulette with your esteemed colleagues on CUK)

Chat roulette is a website for random people to draw dick pictures for complete strangers.



FTFY

[MarillionFan]

Let's just say that your dismal performances on dating sites have not all been down simply to your photographs( which quite clearly are so fugly they could stun a mermaid at 60 fathoms!), though they must shoulder a fair proportion of the blame.
Describing yourself as an "illegible bachelor", whilst having a certain comic appeal, did not do your long term chances much good either.

I understand that Test Mangler advertises himself with a picture of a dog turd. When women have met up with him , they always say, 'I thought you'd be better looking than your picture'.

[shaunbhoy]

I understand that Test Mangler advertises himself with a picture of a dog turd. When women have met up with him , they always say, 'I thought you'd be better looking than your picture'.

You shouldn't be so hard on TM. Things aren't easy on the Isle of Bute. They have only recently discovered sexual intercourse, having previously kept their numbers up by raiding warthog litters.

[doodab]

Right then, I've found an ideal profile picture for a new dating site sockie.

[Old Greg]

I can filter the replies.

[TestMangler]

I understand that Test Mangler advertises himself with a picture of a dog turd. When women have met up with him , they always say, 'I thought you'd be better looking than your picture'.

Except I'm not the one that went 'looking for luuuuurve' on the internet

How did the AA meeting go tonight ?

[MarillionFan]

You shouldn't be so hard on TM. Things aren't easy on the Isle of Bute. They have only recently discovered sexual intercourse, having previously kept their numbers up by raiding warthog litters.

I understand that even Mrs Palmer and her five lovely daughters turned down Test Mangler.

[MarillionFan]

Except I'm not the one that went 'looking for luuuuurve' on the internet

How did the AA meeting go tonight ?

That's right. You went to Battersea.

Fine thanks. They've said the car is fine but you're still a c**t.

[d000hg]

....apparently.

Internet dating. I've discovered that most of my colleagues met either their current, or previous partners online.

I've begun to accept that I might have to dip my toe, instead of assuming it's not for me.



Any tips, you lot?

Forums are part of the internet. Try dating people from CUK. People should PM you if interested.