Everyone's doing it....

[SimonMac]

Go for it, get that itched scratched

[Cliphead]

So.

Internet dating hasn't happened, and probably never will. I am too lazy and / or busy. Which doesn't really make sense, but sod it.

As we all know, I like boys - but don't have time to meet them or do dirty things to them, let alone have a full blown relationship with them.

However, it seems I've just hired a (nice) man to decorate half my house - when I really only need one room sorting out. Ahem.

After having a bit of a nightmare trying to find someone to do some decorating, I find this guy on ratedpeople.com.

He turns up tonight at 7pm as agreed, and has only just left. We ended up having a glass of wine and a chit chat, while I decided I might need him to do much more work than originally envisaged; which means he will be working in the house for about a week.

I will let the congregation know if I manage to seal this cliche.

Go girl!

[MaryPoppins]

Go girl!

Will probably muck it up at the crucial minute. As we were chatting, I considered saying "It's lovely chatting with you, we seem to get on. Shall we mate? I have a spare 25 mins."

[Cliphead]

Will probably muck it up at the crucial minute. As we were chatting, I considered saying "It's lovely chatting with you, we seem to get on. Shall we mate? I have a spare 25 mins."

[DaveB]

Will probably muck it up at the crucial minute. As we were chatting, I considered saying "It's lovely chatting with you, we seem to get on. Shall we mate? I have a spare 25 mins."

25 mins? Yo want to do it twice AND cuddle afterwards?

[norrahe]

So.

Internet dating hasn't happened, and probably never will. I am too lazy and / or busy. Which doesn't really make sense, but sod it.

As we all know, I like boys - but don't have time to meet them or do dirty things to them, let alone have a full blown relationship with them.

However, it seems I've just hired a (nice) man to decorate half my house - when I really only need one room sorting out. Ahem.

After having a bit of a nightmare trying to find someone to do some decorating, I find this guy on ratedpeople.com.

He turns up tonight at 7pm as agreed, and has only just left. We ended up having a glass of wine and a chit chat, while I decided I might need him to do much more work than originally envisaged; which means he will be working in the house for about a week.

I will let the congregation know if I manage to seal this cliche.

[Old Greg]

Will probably muck it up at the crucial minute. As we were chatting, I considered saying "It's lovely chatting with you, we seem to get on. Shall we mate? I have a spare 25 mins."

Make sure he doesn't just paint over the cracks.