Originally posted by MaryPoppins
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSo.
Internet dating hasn't happened, and probably never will. I am too lazy and / or busy. Which doesn't really make sense, but sod it.
As we all know, I like boys - but don't have time to meet them or do dirty things to them, let alone have a full blown relationship with them.
However, it seems I've just hired a (nice) man to decorate half my house - when I really only need one room sorting out. Ahem.
After having a bit of a nightmare trying to find someone to do some decorating, I find this guy on ratedpeople.com.
He turns up tonight at 7pm as agreed, and has only just left. We ended up having a glass of wine and a chit chat, while I decided I might need him to do much more work than originally envisaged; which means he will be working in the house for about a week.
I will let the congregation know if I manage to seal this cliche.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWill probably muck it up at the crucial minute. As we were chatting, I considered saying "It's lovely chatting with you, we seem to get on. Shall we mate? I have a spare 25 mins."
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostGo girl!
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSo.
Internet dating hasn't happened, and probably never will. I am too lazy and / or busy. Which doesn't really make sense, but sod it.
As we all know, I like boys - but don't have time to meet them or do dirty things to them, let alone have a full blown relationship with them.
However, it seems I've just hired a (nice) man to decorate half my house - when I really only need one room sorting out. Ahem.
After having a bit of a nightmare trying to find someone to do some decorating, I find this guy on ratedpeople.com.
He turns up tonight at 7pm as agreed, and has only just left. We ended up having a glass of wine and a chit chat, while I decided I might need him to do much more work than originally envisaged; which means he will be working in the house for about a week.
I will let the congregation know if I manage to seal this cliche.
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So.
Internet dating hasn't happened, and probably never will. I am too lazy and / or busy. Which doesn't really make sense, but sod it.
As we all know, I like boys - but don't have time to meet them or do dirty things to them, let alone have a full blown relationship with them.
However, it seems I've just hired a (nice) man to decorate half my house - when I really only need one room sorting out. Ahem.
After having a bit of a nightmare trying to find someone to do some decorating, I find this guy on ratedpeople.com.
He turns up tonight at 7pm as agreed, and has only just left. We ended up having a glass of wine and a chit chat, while I decided I might need him to do much more work than originally envisaged; which means he will be working in the house for about a week.
I will let the congregation know if I manage to seal this cliche.
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Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
Response: I’d rather tulip in my hands and clap.
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostI wasn't planning on giving it back.
To be honest the stuff is making my desk smell funny, although that maybe the tuna.
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