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That's kind of you, but I prefer them on the cob.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Chocolate fingers are a whole other area of conversationOriginally posted by TestMangler View PostYou've been in Yorkshire too long mate
Now if it was other 'Scottish fruit/veg' items like Twix, Snickers or Wispa, that would be different.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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I wasn't planning on giving it back.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
To be honest the stuff is making my desk smell funny, although that maybe the tuna.Comment
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Could be the tuna, as long as you weren't using a lady to store your sweetcorn in?Originally posted by Pondlife View PostI wasn't planning on giving it back.
To be honest the stuff is making my desk smell funny, although that maybe the tuna.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Hy babe, u like wot u see? Wanna meet up for sex?”Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
Response: I’d rather tulip in my hands and clap.
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Is the pumpkin the big pasty one or the small one with the purple head?Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
A pumpkin? Up her fannydango? OMG!!Originally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetranComment
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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So.
Internet dating hasn't happened, and probably never will. I am too lazy and / or busy. Which doesn't really make sense, but sod it.
As we all know, I like boys - but don't have time to meet them or do dirty things to them, let alone have a full blown relationship with them.
However, it seems I've just hired a (nice) man to decorate half my house - when I really only need one room sorting out. Ahem.
After having a bit of a nightmare trying to find someone to do some decorating, I find this guy on ratedpeople.com.
He turns up tonight at 7pm as agreed, and has only just left. We ended up having a glass of wine and a chit chat, while I decided I might need him to do much more work than originally envisaged; which means he will be working in the house for about a week.
I will let the congregation know if I manage to seal this cliche.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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