Everyone's doing it....

[TestMangler]

Oh I do love internet hardmen.

Hi, this is the pot. Is the kettle available ?

[MaryPoppins]

Absolutely acceptable. I found honesty was the best policy, you are much less likely to waste your own and other peoples time. Although, if you are going to be that explicit, be prepared for an overwhelming response, some of which will probably make your skin crawl.

I suspect I wouldn't state it quite so baldly, initially. Although it is tempting to state specific filth requirements clearly up front, I think that might scare most off.

I like TM's idea about allowing CUK to filter applications. I sound f.kcing arrogant - not that I assume there would be loads to filter, like.

[mudskipper]

Nail on the head, dear doodab. I just shuddered reading that. Is it acceptable to post an ad asking for occasional exceptional intercourse, with some assistance with DIY round the house?

Shame you're not down under.

8/76 Carlisle Street, St Kilda, Vic 3182 - House for Sale #107446232 - realestate.com.au

[shaunbhoy]

Oh I do love internet hardmen.

Hey MF? I will tell you this boy.......Don't mess with Test Mangler.........!!

[MaryPoppins]

Shame you're not down under.

8/76 Carlisle Street, St Kilda, Vic 3182 - House for Sale #107446232 - realestate.com.au

How on earth did you find that?

[MarillionFan]

Hi, this is the pot. Is the kettle available ?

So come on big man. Which one is yours?

Ardbeg PA23 Pubs, Restaurants, Banks, Hotels, Shops, Cinemas, Supermarkets, Takeaways, Bars, Telephone code and Postcode - Ardbeg PA23, Argyll and Bute

The Cyber Bistro?

"The host is a miserable **** who struggled to put a sentence together when serving our food. He mumbled something about computers before heading back to the kitchen clutching his gammy hand and hiding his cleft lip. His wife mentioned Aspergers, but we were to embarrassed to say anything and left him a 10 pence tip"

[mudskipper]

How on earth did you find that?

My sister posted it on facebook - she lives in Oz.

[Troll]

I suspect I wouldn't state it quite so baldly, initially. Although it is tempting to state specific filth requirements clearly up front, I think that might scare most off.

I like TM's idea about allowing CUK to filter applications. I sound f.kcing arrogant - not that I assume there would be loads to filter, like.

Not for myself of course, but so prospective candidates can judge the value of applying

Any pictures of yourself?
Any naked pictures of yourself?
Boobs holding up or heading South?
Will you sleep on the damp patch?
How filthy are you talking?
Are your female friends attractive in lets have a threesome manner?

[TestMangler]

I suspect I wouldn't state it quite so baldly, initially. Although it is tempting to state specific filth requirements clearly up front, I think that might scare most off.

I like TM's idea about allowing CUK to filter applications. I sound f.kcing arrogant - not that I assume there would be loads to filter, like.

You've got all the necessary attributes MP. a)You're female & alive b)You're on a dating site.

You'll get loads of applications

[TestMangler]

So come on big man. Which one is yours?

Ardbeg PA23 Pubs, Restaurants, Banks, Hotels, Shops, Cinemas, Supermarkets, Takeaways, Bars, Telephone code and Postcode - Ardbeg PA23, Argyll and Bute

The Cyber Bistro?

"The host is a miserable **** who struggled to put a sentence together when serving our food. He mumbled something about computers before heading back to the kitchen clutching his gammy hand and hiding his cleft lip. His wife mentioned Aspergers, but we were to embarrassed to say anything and left him a 10 pence tip"

PA23 is Dunoon, you fanny.