Everyone's doing it....

[MarillionFan]

Takes a lot to wind me up. But I reckon you could probably do it.

We should just go for a sort out in the pub car park. It would be much quicker.

Why?

You going to valet my car? There's a 10p tip in it, maybe you can give it your wife Aspergers charity.

[MaryPoppins]

Of course, if you can't be bothered with all that, there's always Wilmslow...

I don't fancy ending up a lampshade in his house. Noooo.

Besides, if you go getting embroiled with some new pair of trousers, then who will provide the calming conciliatory influence on all things CUK?

Are you definitely thinking of me, SB?

Well, that's a different matter, especially as most of the blokes you are going to meet probably aren't looking as far forwards as the comfy living with someone two years down the line. And of course, it's precisely when you are comfy and settled and think you have done the hard work that the hard work starts, isn't it?

Nail on the head, dear doodab. I just shuddered reading that. Is it acceptable to post an ad asking for occasional exceptional intercourse, with some assistance with DIY round the house?

[MarillionFan]

Nail on the head, dear doodab. I just shuddered reading that. Is it acceptable to post an ad asking for occasional exceptional intercourse, with some assistance with DIY round the house?

LOL. I reckon you'd land up with some 80 year old handy man with his own retractable screwdriver and a new hip

[doodab]

get laid and maybe meet someone who can sort the DIY out.

You need a toyboy. With a hammer drill.

Just be careful though, as although most men are happy to show off their DIY skills to impress a woman, some of them will half destroy your house into the bargain. Unless you specifically target builders you may end up in a bit of a mess. And don't forget how reluctant builders are to finish a job properly

[TestMangler]

Why?

You going to valet my car? There's a 10p tip in it, maybe you can give it your wife Aspergers charity.

You shouldn't take your car to the pub. Especially when you have a drink problem.

The point of the pub car park would be to kick your c**t in. Did you know I was in the Guiness book of records as the world's No. 1 C**T Kicker-In ? Just after my failed attempt at the world's longest yardage of snot.

[MaryPoppins]

You need a toyboy. With a hammer drill.

Just be careful though, as although most men are happy to show off their DIY skills to impress a woman, some of them will half destroy your house into the bargain. Unless you specifically target builders you may end up in a bit of a mess. And don't forget how reluctant builders are to finish a job properly

You're very wise. Perhaps I can set some tests to assess their suitability.

[shaunbhoy]

Is it acceptable to post an ad asking for occasional exceptional intercourse, with some assistance with DIY round the house?

Undoubtedly. But steer clear of singing in this ad...............

[TestMangler]

MP, why don't you create some sockie accounts on a dating site and the 'gentlemen' from CUK can filter the 'applications' for you ?

[doodab]

Nail on the head, dear doodab. I just shuddered reading that. Is it acceptable to post an ad asking for occasional exceptional intercourse, with some assistance with DIY round the house?

Absolutely acceptable. I found honesty was the best policy, you are much less likely to waste your own and other peoples time. Although, if you are going to be that explicit, be prepared for an overwhelming response, some of which will probably make your skin crawl.

[MarillionFan]

You shouldn't take your car to the pub. Especially when you have a drink problem.

The point of the pub car park would be to kick your c**t in. Did you know I was in the Guiness book of records as the world's No. 1 C**T Kicker-In ? Just after my failed attempt at the world's longest yardage of snot.

Oh I do love internet hardmen.

Ex-debt collector, IT contractor, chip shop owner. Well done, you sound like a character from Take The High Road or Crossroads. You're this fella aren't you?



Does Miss Diane know you;ve got access to the internet again?