Everyone's doing it....

[MarillionFan]

You are a seriously unfunny prick. Maybe you're wife's guide dog smelled that in you.

You'd know. You married it.

[TestMangler]

You'd know. You married it.

Not unless you've found a dog breed thet lives a hell of a long time

Did she find the sperm donor online too ? or does she just get a 'man in' while you're out ?

[Old Greg]

TestMangler met his wife in a school playground. Her parents still haven't found her.

Yet her welfare is still better served shagging him than in your parental care.

[TestMangler]

Yet her welfare is still better served shagging him than in your parental care.

He's ****ed off. Friday night is A.A. night

[MarillionFan]

Not unless you've found a dog breed thet lives a hell of a long time

Did she find the sperm donor online too ? or does she just get a 'man in' while you're out ?

Yet her welfare is still better served shagging him than in your parental care.

My god, it's like Scotlands answer to Ant & Dec. To be fair, you have something in common with them. I cannot tell either one apart. I cannot understand a word they say and I cannot even tell which one the funny or clever one is coupled with it's difficult to tell which one the homosexual one is. Hopefully you'll be presenting Scotland Has No Talent shortly.

[TestMangler]

. Hopefully you'll be presenting Scotland Has No Talent shortly.

Is that why you had to go there to find a woman that would let you f**k her ?

[MaryPoppins]

Insist on a photo. Just ignore anyone who doesn't post one or offer to send you one.

Don't waste ages getting to know people online. There are two reasons for this. Firstly you will bond with people who turn out to be freaks when you meet them in real life and secondly you need to get through a lot of loons to find the normal people, and that is much more efficiently done by meeting in person as you can tell within minutes or seconds if there is no chance they are for you.

Play safe, obviously. Make sure someone knows where you are going and with whom, make sure to meet in a public place and so on.

Get a mate to call you 20-30 mins into a date, it provides cover for bailing out if deemed necessary.

..and I just can't figure out when I will ever have time/opportunity for these 'dates'. I'm sure there are people who would babysit, but I could not fathom having the inclination to go on tons of dates with men who inevitably won't make me laugh.

I feel as if I should be bothered about meeting someone, but mainly because so many people feel it's Ok to quiz me about it these days.

In reality, I'm not that bothered - especially not about the relationship side of it. If I could fast forward say two years to being comfy and living with someone, fine. It's the effort required up front that I don't know I will have time for. Dates, trying to find time between work and my son - etc.

How the HELL do people manage this?!

[MarillionFan]

Is that why you had to go there to find a woman that would let you f**k her ?

Good point. You got me.

BTW. Give your mum my regards.

[MarillionFan]

..and I just can't figure out when I will ever have time/opportunity for these 'dates'. I'm sure there are people who would babysit, but I could not fathom having the inclination to go on tons of dates with men who inevitably won't make me laugh.

I feel as if I should be bothered about meeting someone, but mainly because so many people feel it's Ok to quiz me about it these days.

In reality, I'm not that bothered - especially not about the relationship side of it. If I could fast forward say two years to being comfy and living with someone, fine. It's the effort required up front that I don't know I will have time for. Dates, trying to find time between work and my son - etc.

How the HELL do people manage this?!

It's all about inclination. I suppose a little like falling off a bike. You have to make yourself get back on and make the effort. But only you know when that's the right time.

[TestMangler]

Good point. You got me.

BTW. Give your mum my regards.

Certainly will. But given that she's been dead for 35 years, can you lend me a ouija board ?