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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Even in here? You must be into some incredibly freaky stuff
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Oh, no. I've had 'em both.

      The casual girlf.
      She's not into threesomes.
      But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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        Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
        She's not into threesomes.
        Who said you were involved?
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          Originally posted by eek View Post
          Who said you were involved?
          not me
          But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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            I find this thread, sick and distasteful. Mary, you ain't doing yourself any favours looking for cheap tricks from a bunch of stunted, gammy handed, Jeremy Beadle style IT contractors.

            Put your knickers on love.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              I find this thread, sick and distasteful. Mary, you ain't doing yourself any favours looking for cheap tricks from a bunch of stunted, gammy handed, Jeremy Beadle style IT contractors.

              Put your knickers on love.
              MF,

              As ever - you're right.

              Let's get back to the jokes about Aspergers.

              You start, fatty.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                MF,

                As ever - you're right.

                Let's get back to the jokes about Aspergers.

                You start, fatty.
                I would do, but I fear you might get off on it.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  I would do, but I fear you might get off on it.
                  You're confusing me with your boyfriend, dear fatty.

                  I await your next scintillating clientco tale, with much excitement.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    You're confusing me with your boyfriend, dear fatty.

                    I await your next scintillating clientco tale, with much excitement.
                    I reckon your just an opportunist. If you saw a fella have an epileptic fit in the street I'd reckon you'd drop your knickers and jump on.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      I tried this, before I met the missus. I joined up to a site called 'HappyNoStringsFlings', or it might have been 'MerryNoStringsFlings'

                      something like that.

                      Anyways , I was gobsmacked when I get ten emails on the first night, ten easy bonks - wahayy


                      then I realised they were all from blokes with mustaches and wearing leather biker gear who wanted to do naughty things to me with their willies


                      (\__/)
                      (>'.'<)
                      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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