You could try an add in the paper as well. "single mum needs a good seeing to and help putting up some shelves" ought to get plenty of responses.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostYou could try an add in the paper as well. "single mum needs a good seeing to and help putting up some shelves" ought to get plenty of responses.
Do you think that might smell slightly of desperation?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Why not hire a male escort for the evening and ask him to dress as the builder from the village people?Originally posted by doodab View PostYou could try an add in the paper as well. "single mum needs a good seeing to and help putting up some shelves" ought to get plenty of responses.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Because your wife might find out?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhy not hire a male escort for the evening and ask him to dress as the builder from the village people?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Perhaps, but it's a powerfully attractive scent.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
Do you think that might smell slightly of desperation?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I prefer to go with a dab of Yves Saint Laurent, to be honest.Originally posted by doodab View PostPerhaps, but it's a powerfully attractive scent.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Yeah just take off the single mum bitOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
Do you think that might smell slightly of desperation?
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Get bent, knobface.Originally posted by amcdonald View PostYeah just take off the single mum bit
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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MP, we already have in our midst a highly eligable bachelour, a self made man, own Internet business, kind to small furry animals, new sofa for cosy nights in.....
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MP,
I accidentally had the sort of relationship you're looking for many moons ago just after I split up with wife No1. We actually met at a kids birthday party! Got talking, went for a drink and both realised we were looking for some companionship with sex. It worked great for nearly two years, holidays, events etc and sex on tap with no obligation on either to stay exclusive and no nagging or headaches.
It was a shame really to give it up when I met wife No2.
But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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