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    #91
    You could try an add in the paper as well. "single mum needs a good seeing to and help putting up some shelves" ought to get plenty of responses.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #92
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      You could try an add in the paper as well. "single mum needs a good seeing to and help putting up some shelves" ought to get plenty of responses.


      Do you think that might smell slightly of desperation?
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #93
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        You could try an add in the paper as well. "single mum needs a good seeing to and help putting up some shelves" ought to get plenty of responses.
        Why not hire a male escort for the evening and ask him to dress as the builder from the village people?
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #94
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Why not hire a male escort for the evening and ask him to dress as the builder from the village people?
          Because your wife might find out?
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #95
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


            Do you think that might smell slightly of desperation?
            Perhaps, but it's a powerfully attractive scent.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #96
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              Perhaps, but it's a powerfully attractive scent.
              I prefer to go with a dab of Yves Saint Laurent, to be honest.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #97
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


                Do you think that might smell slightly of desperation?
                Yeah just take off the single mum bit
                Doing the needful since 1827

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                  Yeah just take off the single mum bit
                  Get bent, knobface.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #99
                    MP, we already have in our midst a highly eligable bachelour, a self made man, own Internet business, kind to small furry animals, new sofa for cosy nights in.....

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                      MP,

                      I accidentally had the sort of relationship you're looking for many moons ago just after I split up with wife No1. We actually met at a kids birthday party! Got talking, went for a drink and both realised we were looking for some companionship with sex. It worked great for nearly two years, holidays, events etc and sex on tap with no obligation on either to stay exclusive and no nagging or headaches.

                      It was a shame really to give it up when I met wife No2.
                      But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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