I was tooted at today

[northernladuk]

But a tazer would take up less room in my handbag

How about this? Small, compact and still look bling and trendy when you pop a cap in his ass

[cailin maith]

How about this? Small, compant and still look chic and trendy when you pop a cap in his ass

Totally chavalicious, I like it.

[Old Greg]

A real contractor packs one of these babies.

[AtW]

No home should be without Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

HTH

[Old Greg]

No home should be without Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

HTH

Can I put it through my Ltd as a legitimate business expense?

[Bunk]

Yes.

But it's a looooong time since it was "the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off".

Still more powerful than a polystyrene rock though

[d000hg]

I was crossing a side road off Oxford Street on Sunday. The Pelican crossing was clearly showing the green man yet there was a tw@t edging his BM into the people crossing the road. As I crossed and the car drew close I pointed at the crossing as said 'It's green' to which the driver used his horn to presumably tell me where to go. My quintessentially English response to his rude use of the horn was to look straight at the driver, flick a v and call him a fvcking . I've not flicked a v in yonks.

What I always want to do, but probably never will, is simply give their car a good kick in the door or sit on the bonnet heavily, etc.

No home should be without Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

HTH

That would warm them up slightly. Probably a gun with a light-bulb that lights up when you pull the trigger is a safe weapon for a loon like a you.

[Old Greg]

What I always want to do, but probably never will, is simply give their car a good kick in the door or sit on the bonnet heavily, etc.

That would warm them up slightly. Probably a gun with a light-bulb that lights up when you pull the trigger is a safe weapon for a loon like a you.

Mrs OG has kicked the door before, but it nearly went rather wrong.

[NotAllThere]

How about this? Small, compact and still look bling and trendy when you pop a cap in his ass

Why would you want to shoot his donkey?

ARSE!

[MarillionFan]

Why would you want to shoot his donkey?

ARSE!

It's definitely ass.

You say tomato I say tomato.