I was tooted at today

[shaunbhoy]

So he was beeping and gesturing at you in a leery manner? I mean - what do these apes think? That a lady will be so impressed at this display, that she might be tempted to offer him some kind of sexual favour?
I would probs have gone with the simple tactic of mouthing 'twat', if he were close enough to see me do so.

So that doesn't work then?

[cojak]

So he was beeping and gesturing at you in a leery manner? I mean - what do these apes think? That a lady will be so impressed at this display, that she might be tempted to offer him some kind of sexual favour?

I would probs have gone with the simple tactic of mouthing 'twat', if he were close enough to see me do so.

No, he did it with a completely straight face which made it more unpleasant, the aim was to intimidate, offend and frighten, pure and simple.

[MaryPoppins]

No, he did it with a completely straight face which made it more unpleasant, the aim was to intimidate, offend and frighten, pure and simple.

What an utter prick. He was probably hung like a gerbil.

[MarillionFan]

What an utter prick. He was probably hung like a gerbil.

Are you saying Pogle has a wanger?

[MaryPoppins]

Are you saying Pogle has a wanger?

She won't be happy with you for calling her a gerbil

[EternalOptimist]

Are you saying Pogle has a wanger?

Have you ever tooted whilst out driving MF?

[MarillionFan]

Have you ever tooted whilst out driving MF?

I did attempt to have a Pot Noodle when driving once but it's difficult to hold the wheel and you risk the chance of spillage.

[Churchill]

That was a problem with the Model 29 back in the 50s until they backed the load off a bit.

According to Elmer Keith (the developer of the cartridge), the Federal loads were much too heavy.

Dirty Harry used a "light special", so was obviously a wimp since the 44 special load isn't particularly impressive.

What you're forgetting is you can club a rhino to death with the used firearm after you've expended all the ammo. If of course said beast should wander across your path.

[EternalOptimist]

I don't think I'd go after rhino with a 44 special somehow.

Lunes have taken Kodiak bears with 44 mag though.

Much too close up & personal for my choice.

Shotgun slugs are much more effective.

kodiak bears ? I've sh1t 'em

[Churchill]

I don't think I'd go after rhino with a 44 special somehow.

Lunes have taken Kodiak bears with 44 mag though.

Much too close up & personal for my choice.

Shotgun slugs are much more effective.

There used to be a TV series called "Kodiak!"

And no, I'm not dyslexic!