Greece WILL default on its debts ....

[sasguru]

However, I have been to Wandsworth, and I would not live there for all the tea in China.

HTH

No we do understand that you your taste runs to boring other doddery old farts with your Scottish football factoids and opinion.
Meanwhile those of us who haven't completely died mentally will continue to live in the most dynamic and interesting metropolis in the world, letting our mortgage free properties appreciate so we can then take our pick where to buy on retirement.

[shaunbhoy]

No we do understand that you your taste runs to boring other doddery old farts with your Scottish football factoids and opinion.
Meanwhile those of us who haven't completely died mentally will continue to live in the most dynamic and interesting metropolis in the world, letting our mortgage free properties appreciate so we can then take our pick where to buy on retirement.

Says the man whose hobbies extend no further than potnoodling in his shed surrounded by his Stats Manuals.

[sasguru]

Says the man whose hobbies extend no further than potnoodling in his shed surrounded by his Stats Manuals.

Well I don't really pot-noodle in my shed, but at least I'd be capable of doing so should I so decide, unlike the impotence and dessication that is your lot.

[Pondlife]

One day we may find out if this record has a B side.

[shaunbhoy]

Well I don't really pot-noodle in my shed, but at least I'd be capable of doing so should I so decide, unlike the impotence and dessication that is your lot.

5 kids. All with their own bedrooms too in my palatial rustic listed seaside chocolate box cottage. Nuff said about my potency.
Course, keeping my garden looking wonderful helps keep me fit for the old bedtime boogie. You get a Polish lad in don't you?

[sasguru]

5 kids. All with their own bedrooms too in my palatial rustic listed seaside chocolate box cottage. Nuff said about my potency.
Course, keeping my garden looking wonderful helps keep me fit for the old bedtime boogie. You get a Polish lad in don't you?

A blond South African ladette does the garden actually.
Yes I can just see you pottering round your garden, porting your lardy bulk around and wheezing uncontrollably, under the fond impression that you're "exercising".

I, on the other hand, play squash or tennis two times a week and golf on the weekends and am roughly the same weight I was when I was 18.

[sasguru]

One day we may find out if this record has a B side.

The B-side is very funky.

[shaunbhoy]

am roughly the same weight I was when I was 18.

Yeah, 7-stone dripping wet! Do you still have to run around in the shower to get wet?

[TykeMerc]

One day we may find out if this record has a B side.

Of course it does, bulltulip on both sides.

[Incognito]

Yeah, 7-stone dripping wet! Do you still have to run around in the shower to get wet?

Does he still need the wife to help him lift the bike onto its stand.