Greece WILL default on its debts ....

[AtW]

Ah that'll be it then. Last time the cleaner tripped the alarm, the police were here in 8 minutes.

8 minutes is enough to get away

[Incognito]

Ah that'll be it then. Last time I soiled myself, the nurses were here in 8 minutes.

FTFY

[sasguru]

So you live in some sort of gated compound with the rest of the Billy-No-Mates fraternity. How very rock'n'roll.

I don't live in a gated compound. And over the years I've come back at all hours, ocassionally the worse for wear and have had nary an incident.
I have had some idiot try to mug me in Camden though (he got a blow to the side of his head while I scarpered).
No doubt if you rocked up though, the local hoodlums would spot you for the country oik you are and relieve you of your valuables in short order

[Incognito]

I don't live in a gated compound.

Ah, day release then? Care in the community?

Good show.

[sasguru]

I wonder if that was named after the renowned Bellevue Hospital Center

Yes because London place names are usually derived from US medical institutions.
Doh!

[Incognito]

Yes because London place names are usually derived from US medical institutions.
Doh!

Hmmmmm

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[doodab]

Ah that'll be it then. Last time the cleaner tripped the alarm, the police were here in 8 minutes.

You might want to have a word and ask her to be more careful in future. 3 of those in 12 months and they stop coming out. linky

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[shaunbhoy]

Ah that'll be it then. Last time the cleaner tripped the alarm, the police were here in 8 minutes.

So that makes them half as quick as the white-coated nurses when you have one of your "accidents" then.

[sasguru]

Hmmmmm

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And your point is, cretin?

[Incognito]

And your point is, cretin?

Do you need me to spoon feed you as well?