Greece WILL default on its debts ....

[Old Greg]

Shut it poor boy. Rather than waste your time here it might be more profitable for you to try and find a job that paid a living wage so that you didn't have to live off your OD every month and maybe afford to replace the leaking thatch on your tumbledown cottage.

That's no way to talk about the poor lad's merkin.

[shaunbhoy]

Rather than waste your time here it might be more profitable for you to try and find a job that paid a living wage so that you didn't have to live off your OD every month and maybe afford to replace the leaking thatch on your tumbledown cottage.

KUATFB
The defective thatch has already been replaced. I am now merely planning aesthetic enhancements to the place which is anything but tumbledown. But even if it were, I would still rather live there than in some pretentious overpriced tuliphole in the depths of seedy Wandsworth. How are the knife-crime stats these days anyway?

[sasguru]

KUATFB
. How are the knife-crime stats these days anyway?

In Bellevue off where I live, I can't recall the last time there was any crime.
But then since each house is upwards of a million, we're all connected directly to the police station via various expensive alarm systems.

HTH

[shaunbhoy]

But then since each house is upwards of a million, we're all connected directly to the police station via various expensive alarm systems.

HTH

So you live in some sort of gated compound with the rest of the Billy-No-Mates fraternity. How very rock'n'roll.

[AtW]

In Bellevue off where I live, I can't recall the last time there was any crime.

Are you saying that all criminals moved out of your neighbourhood when you moved in?

[Incognito]

we're all connected directly to the police station via various expensive alarm systems.

HTH

So's Broadmoor funnily enough. There's a coincidence.

[OwlHoot]

In Bellevue off where I live, I can't recall the last time there was any crime. ...

I wonder if that was named after the renowned Bellevue Hospital Center

Since 1998 the building which once served as the hospital's psychiatric facility has been used as a homeless intake center and a men's homeless shelter.

[Incognito]

I'd be amazed if you were.

You haven't been allowed to do that for donkey's years.

In fact alarms have code to prevent you entering 999 or 101 or 112 as numbers to dial.

Don't ruin his fantasy Zeity, it takes the nurses ages to clean him up when he gets angry. It's a bitch getting those man-nappies clean.

[doodab]

I'd be amazed if you were.

You haven't been allowed to do that for donkey's years.

In fact alarms have code to prevent you entering 999 or 101 or 112 as numbers to dial.

Indeed. The alarm will be monitored by someone who will contact the police when necessary. It also needs to confirm to certain standards and be registered with the police in order to guarantee a response.

[sasguru]

Indeed. The alarm will be monitored by someone who will contact the police when necessary. It also needs to confirm to certain standards and be registered with the police in order to guarantee a response.

Ah that'll be it then. Last time the cleaner tripped the alarm, the police were here in 8 minutes.