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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I careOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostWTS
Crikey sas - does everything have to revolve around how much your house is worth and how much money you have?
You think anyone really actually cares?
Hard Brexit now!
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI care
Ok then, other than you.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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They are a nice fit for your threads, you're right.Originally posted by sasguru View PostI wondered when the believer in the supernatural would turn up to add his dullsville, pointless interjections.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I'm a svelte 13 stone. Almost ideal for my 5'11' height.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostYeah, 7-stone dripping wet! Do you still have to run around in the shower to get wet?

And I could still bitch slap you and move away faster than your rotund and portly frame could react.
You're about as manoeverable as a supertanker, while I'm more like a destroyer.


Hard Brexit now!
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The second slam you would hear would be the ambulance door shutting on your way to A&E!Originally posted by sasguru View PostI could still bitch slap you and move away faster than your rotund and portly frame could react.
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That's all well and good, but when he has a spillage the damage is devastating.Originally posted by sasguru View PostI'm a svelte 13 stone. Almost ideal for my 5'11' height.
And I could still bitch slap you and move away faster than your rotund and portly frame could react.
You're about as manoeverable as a supertanker, while I'm more like a destroyer.



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Listen just because you can kill a conversation in a crowded pub at 50 paces does not make you a destroyer. It's because you're about as welcome as a fart in a wetsuit.Originally posted by sasguru View PostI'm more like a destroyer.


"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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£1M for a poxy 3 bed Victorian Villa? I know it's got a park at the end of the road, but that's taking the piss.Originally posted by sasguru View PostIn Bellevue off where I live, I can't recall the last time there was any crime.
But then since each house is upwards of a million, we're all connected directly to the police station via various expensive alarm systems.
HTH
On another note, look, here's Sas riding down the road on his "busa"
Bellevue Road, Wandsworth - Google Maps
Now, just need to find that crappy Mazda he's always banging on about
"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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