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    #71
    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Tried that – every little detail from the w@nk boxes, seeing my mate crack one off, right through to the German dvd in the cabin before dinner and targeting the ladies of the ship in the ships night. She was actually very glad about me being so honest, so backfired somewhat.


    Any woman who didn't run a mile when she heard that bollocks has serious problems.

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      #72
      Originally posted by Bunk View Post


      Any woman who didn't run a mile when she heard that bollocks has serious problems.
      Maybe she figures he can be her bezzie gay mate. The German DVD 'before dinner' sounded quite romantic.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #73
        Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
        Why don't you tell her about last weekend's activities with your mate in Amsters.

        Should sort it in about 2 secs.

        HTH
        My other half has always wanted to go to Amsterdam so told her some of the tales from past visits in the hope she would decide to go somewhere else. All it did was want to make her go more. Women can be mucky buggers as well you know so this plan doesn't always go the way you wanted it to.... although seen a new side to SWMBO so booking tickets as quick as I can
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #74
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          My other half has always wanted to go to Amsterdam so told her some of the tales from past visits in the hope she would decide to go somewhere else. All it did was want to make her go more. Women can be mucky buggers as well you know so this plan doesn't always go the way you wanted it to.... although seen a new side to SWMBO so booking tickets as quick as I can
          WTF is a SWMBO ?
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #75
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            WTF is a SWMBO ?
            She Who Must Be Obeyed.

            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #76
              Originally posted by DaveB View Post
              I'm no good with this forum speak malarky.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #77
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                I was avoiding you.
                I know and it's probably for the best, but I saw you in the Peep Show therapy room!
                But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
                  I know and it's probably for the best, but I saw you in the Peep Show therapy room!
                  Ah no, that won't have been me then. I was in the group dedicated to women who've physically assaulted unwanted admirers.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Ah no, that won't have been me then. I was in the group dedicated to women who've physically assaulted unwanted admirers.
                    FFS don't walk into the masochists therapy room by mistake.

                    Carnage!

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      Ah no, that won't have been me then. I was in the group dedicated to women who've physically assaulted unwanted admirers.
                      Good girl, it ages since someone put up a fight, it was my form tutor when I was 13.

                      This knicker dropping after the first line is wearing decidely thin.
                      But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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