Bunny boiler avidance

[Churchill]

Yes, I really like that. I am tempted to change hard over to feeling like hard work, which is very true.

She wants me over on Tuesday night which I have already agreed to, so will see how things go, and call her on Wednesday.

Alternatively I could make excuses and call Tuesday instead, but thinking the right thing to do is have a nice evening, and use the positives from this on Wednesdays chat.

Doing the right thing as she is an attention grabbing control freak, but I am also an unreasonable set in my ways person, which is not a good mix!

Personally I think you're well suited.

[Old Greg]

Personally I think you're well suited.

That's a little unfair on her.

[TestMangler]

Erm......why does anyone need advice on ending a relationship ?

Just say 'Look, ya ******* mad cow, I don't want anything further to do with you. **** off now. End Of. Oh, by the way, any chance of a blowy while you wait for your taxi ?'

Simple as that

[northernladuk]

Can you give me some appropriate words along the lines of ‘Your dumped, have a nice life’?

How about You're dumped. Have a nice life.
Do it by text as well. Women love that.

[Wilmslow]

An update for those interested.

After a nice unmolested trip to the cinema, we crack open a bottle of wine. Bunnies cannot take their wine – just under half a bottle was more than enough for this one.

We get down to the bedroom action – after, bunny asks me where my Blackberry is, asking if I have recorded things.

Valentines day is lurking too close for comfort…….

[Platypus]

We get down to the bedroom action – after, bunny asks me where my Blackberry is, asking if I have recorded things.

Is she hoping for 'yes I recorded it' or 'no I didn't record it' ? What an odd thing to ask either way

As for Valentine's day, be grateful it's not a leap year

[amcdonald]

Valentines day is lurking too close for comfort…….

I guarantee if you dump her on Valentines day she'll never ask you out again

[MaryPoppins]

We get down to the bedroom action – after, bunny asks me where my Blackberry is, asking if I have recorded things.

Perhaps she wanted to check the action had actually happened.

[RichardCranium]

An update for those interested.

You've dumper her?

Valentine's Day is lurking too close for comfort…….

You've not dumped her?

We get down to the bedroom action – after, bunny asks me where my Blackberry is, asking if I have recorded things.

Well, there's always ChatRoulette...

[Freamon]

An update for those interested.

After a nice unmolested trip to the cinema, we crack open a bottle of wine. Bunnies cannot take their wine – just under half a bottle was more than enough for this one.

We get down to the bedroom action – after, bunny asks me where my Blackberry is, asking if I have recorded things.

Valentines day is lurking too close for comfort…….

So the bottom line is, you haven't had the balls to get rid of her yet.