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Originally posted by Churchill View PostPersonally I think you're well suited.Comment
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Erm......why does anyone need advice on ending a relationship ?
Just say 'Look, ya ******* mad cow, I don't want anything further to do with you. **** off now. End Of. Oh, by the way, any chance of a blowy while you wait for your taxi ?'
Simple as thatWhen freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostCan you give me some appropriate words along the lines of ‘Your dumped, have a nice life’?
Do it by text as well. Women love that.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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An update for those interested.
After a nice unmolested trip to the cinema, we crack open a bottle of wine. Bunnies cannot take their wine – just under half a bottle was more than enough for this one.
We get down to the bedroom action – after, bunny asks me where my Blackberry is, asking if I have recorded things.
Valentines day is lurking too close for comfort…….Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostWe get down to the bedroom action – after, bunny asks me where my Blackberry is, asking if I have recorded things.
As for Valentine's day, be grateful it's not a leap yearComment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostValentines day is lurking too close for comfort…….Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
We get down to the bedroom action – after, bunny asks me where my Blackberry is, asking if I have recorded things.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostAn update for those interested.
Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostValentine's Day is lurking too close for comfort…….
Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostWe get down to the bedroom action – after, bunny asks me where my Blackberry is, asking if I have recorded things.
Well, there's always ChatRoulette...My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostAn update for those interested.
After a nice unmolested trip to the cinema, we crack open a bottle of wine. Bunnies cannot take their wine – just under half a bottle was more than enough for this one.
We get down to the bedroom action – after, bunny asks me where my Blackberry is, asking if I have recorded things.
Valentines day is lurking too close for comfort…….
"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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