Bunny boiler avidance

[ThomasSoerensen]

Then the logical solution is for Whineslow to turn the gf into a lampshade.

right?

[TestMangler]

Then the logical solution is for Whineslow to turn the gf into a lampshade.

right?

The logical solution is to cum on her face, then tell her in no uncertain terms that she can sit on the front step until her taxi comes.

[Churchill]

Practice makes perfect.

You won't find shoes that fit if you don't try some on.

You both seem to be suggesting the poor lad stays on his own - that's unfair on him. Just 'cos you're married / in a stable relationship and not getting any doesn't mean he shouldn't be spreading his wild oats.

C'mon, Wilmslow, find a substitute pronto and let this one go.



<cough> <whimper> <cough>

I reckon Wilmslow is your "mini-me".

[RichardCranium]

I reckon Wilmslow is your "mini-me".

He reminds me of my bachelor decade, only he's doing better than I did.





<cough> <leaks> <runs to loo>

[Gibbon]

Practice makes perfect.

You won't find shoes that fit if you don't try some on.
You both seem to be suggesting the poor lad stays on his own - that's unfair on him. Just 'cos you're married / in a stable relationship and not getting any doesn't mean he shouldn't be spreading his wild oats.

I've tried plenty on and the two that fit both wore out, leaked and generally became irritating, that last pair just won't let me get my foot out. I'm now looking at brand new ones that have never being worn in. A pair popped up at my last out patients and made me realise how interesting it was to buy a new pair.

[MaryPoppins]

I've tried plenty on and the two that fit both wore out, leaked and generally became irritating, that last pair just won't let me get my foot out. I'm now looking at brand new ones that have never being worn in. A pair popped up at my last out patients and made me realise how interesting it was to buy a new pair.

You scout for wimmin at your mental health group?

[Gibbon]

You scout for wimmin at your mental health group?

Yeah " I just haven't met you yet "

[MaryPoppins]

Yeah " I just haven't met you yet "

I was avoiding you.

[Wilmslow]

Why don't you tell her about last weekend's activities with your mate in Amsters.

Should sort it in about 2 secs.

HTH

Tried that – every little detail from the w@nk boxes, seeing my mate crack one off, right through to the German dvd in the cabin before dinner and targeting the ladies of the ship in the ships night. She was actually very glad about me being so honest, so backfired somewhat.

[AtW]

You scout for wimmin at your mental health group?

Bethany: I don't mean to sound ungrateful... but what are you doing hanging around?
Jay: We're here to pick up chicks.
Bethany: Excuse me?
Jay: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to ****?

Source: Dogma.

P.S. I hope I don't give any ideas to Wilmslow...