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"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon -
Any dumping should be done before Christmas to avoid buying a present - you can always make up after New Year.Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostIs there still an unwritten rule, whereby any dumping done between Christmas Eve and New Year's Day (inclusive) makes you an especially cruel and heartless bastard? (or to put it another way, is impossible to do without feeling like you're in Emmerdale)? I hope not. Personally I'd prefer to be dumped around then, because any excessive consumption of spirits, cake and Bond films will be less obtrusive than normal.Comment
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Sounds like you are needing a good rumping, so I will oblige with the dumpingOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYou are one pathetic, bollockless, spineless tit. Stick with her, she's the best you're going to get.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostCojak Cojak Cojak
Listen my dear, just because you met someone claiming to own the Wilmslow sock puppet account doesn't mean it isn't SASGuru having a whale of a time.

"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Arf!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou'll get your sofa delayed another month. So that'll be October.
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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That's slightly reassuring, I suppose. So you're saying March and early December are the best times for me to wax up the moustache, put on my straw boater and go louching around Claridges preying on distraught ladies?Originally posted by Freamon View PostComment
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louching around the school entrance at 3.30 looking for single mumsOriginally posted by thunderlizard View PostSo you're saying March and early December are the best times for me to wax up the moustache, put on my straw boater and go louching around Claridges preying on distraught ladies?
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Update.
Went over last night for a meal, chat and to stay over. At the pub for the meal, so far, so good.
She starts off by discussing when we are next both free to meet, which was rather inappropriate as we were in the middle of a nice evening out. Meeting up again to me is a phone call / text at some point, not like arranging a next dentist appointment.
Then, she says that a relationship is like a job. I asked her what the notice period and severance terms were, before asking when we are going to hold an appraisal.
The thing is that I like her a lot, but, how can you hold a relationship with someone who wants to plan it like a job, and not be laissez faire about meeting up freely and easily? I suggested she could come along and help me with my landlord and diy tasks to sort out at the weekend, but she refused saying it had to be focussed time with her exclusively or nothing, so it is her choice not to see me.
Need another Amsterdam visit I think.Comment
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Sometimes it's difficult to talk about these things face to face. My suggestion would be to send her a link to this thread. That should sort things out.Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostUpdate.
Went over last night for a meal, chat and to stay over. At the pub for the meal, so far, so good.
She starts off by discussing when we are next both free to meet, which was rather inappropriate as we were in the middle of a nice evening out. Meeting up again to me is a phone call / text at some point, not like arranging a next dentist appointment.
Then, she says that a relationship is like a job. I asked her what the notice period and severance terms were, before asking when we are going to hold an appraisal.
The thing is that I like her a lot, but, how can you hold a relationship with someone who wants to plan it like a job, and not be laissez faire about meeting up freely and easily? I suggested she could come along and help me with my landlord and diy tasks to sort out at the weekend, but she refused saying it had to be focussed time with her exclusively or nothing, so it is her choice not to see me.
Need another Amsterdam visit I think.Comment
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