Bunny boiler avidance

[AtW]

no-one pulls the wool over Jacko's eyes!

Or else what?

[MarillionFan]

Or else what?

You'll get your sofa delayed another month. So that'll be October.

[MaryPoppins]

Managed to avoid her over Christmas, but now I am back until the new year there is no escape.

Going to have to bite the bullet and end things this evening, or spend tomorrow night with the snoring warthog.

She is gaining week after week on Slimming World, so wanting plenty of sexercise to help her out.

This is not a good week......

You are one pathetic, bollockless, spineless tit. Stick with her, she's the best you're going to get.

[EternalOptimist]

You are one pathetic, bollockless, spineless tit. Stick with her, she's the best you're going to get.

and , er, seasonal greetings to you as well Mary

[MaryPoppins]

and , er, seasonal greetings to you as well Mary

Well. FFS. Been whinging about this girl for ages yet too spineless to do anything about it. Tosser.

Happy new year EO.

[AtW]

You'll get your sofa delayed another month. So that'll be October.

Which year?

[EternalOptimist]

Well. FFS. Been whinging about this girl for ages yet too spineless to do anything about it. Tosser.

Happy new year EO.

its ok, ive put him straight with my piccallili strategem


its been a funny old year

[MaryPoppins]

its ok, ive put him straight with my piccallili strategem


its been a funny old year

Hopefully she'll retaliate by shoving the jar up his arse.

[EternalOptimist]

Hopefully she'll retaliate by shoving the jar up his arse.

<cough>



i never told anyone this, i always claimed it was a war-wound i got fighting the japs in Burma, ..but ..oh well I suppose i deserved it. I suppose a whole spoonful was a bit ott

[thunderlizard]

Is there still an unwritten rule, whereby any dumping done between Christmas Eve and New Year's Day (inclusive) makes you an especially cruel and heartless bastard? (or to put it another way, is impossible to do without feeling like you're in Emmerdale)? I hope not. Personally I'd prefer to be dumped around then, because any excessive consumption of spirits, cake and Bond films will be less obtrusive than normal.