Bunny boiler avidance

[MaryPoppins]

Good girl, it ages since someone put up a fight, it was my form tutor when I was 13.

This knicker dropping after the first line is wearing decidely thin.

You're right. You should play a bit harder to get really.

[RichardCranium]

WTF is a SWMBO ?

Don't tell MP what THAT means - it'll give her ideas!





<sniff> <cough> <splutter>

[Gibbon]

You're right. You should play a bit harder to get really.

If this marriage ends up the same way as the first I'm going celibate.
Wish I could just feck em and leave em, but I always end up falling for the really good ones and then having the heart ripped out of me.

[Churchill]

If this marriage ends up the same way as the first I'm going celibate.
Wish I could just feck em and leave em, but I always end up falling for the really good ones and then having the heart ripped out of me.

What next, "My wife doesn't understand me"?

She probably understands you too well.

[MaryPoppins]

If this marriage ends up the same way as the first I'm going celibate.
Wish I could just feck em and leave em, but I always end up falling for the really good ones and then having the heart ripped out of me.

I'm no good at this touchy feely talking malarky I'm afraid.

[Wilmslow]

Well, got friendly texting with bunny yesterday telling her could not go over to her lair as committed to seeing a friend to see the Kings Speech last night, and she literally rocks on up at the cinema at 8pm to join us.

Mate on my right, bunny on my left. Having a chat with mate – bunny pokes my in the ribs and says ‘Hello’, before molesting my hand all throughout the film.

Mate comes back to my house for a coffee and to collect a few things – bunny goes ‘Oh, is he coming back?’.

Once mate goes, she turns to the cat again, saying he will stay inside at hers for a week while I stay over with her. Nobody gets the cat.

Enough is enough. Valentines is coming too quickly.

Can you give me some appropriate words along the lines of ‘Your dumped, have a nice life’?

[OwlHoot]

Well, got friendly texting with bunny yesterday telling her could not go over to her lair as committed to seeing a friend to see the Kings Speech last night, and she literally rocks on up at the cinema at 8pm to join us.

Mate on my right, bunny on my left. Having a chat with mate – bunny pokes my in the ribs and says ‘Hello’, before molesting my hand all throughout the film.

Mate comes back to my house for a coffee and to collect a few things – bunny goes ‘Oh, is he coming back?’.

Once mate goes, she turns to the cat again, saying he will stay inside at hers for a week while I stay over with her. Nobody gets the cat.

Enough is enough. Valentines is coming too quickly.

Can you give me some appropriate words along the lines of ‘Your dumped, have a nice life’?

"molesting my hand" - Do you clutch your crotch at moments of stress or indecision, like King James 1?

If you're serious about wanting to split, just tell her "You know my mate, well ever since our trip to Amsterdam we've been, you know ..."

[RichardCranium]

Can you give me some appropriate words along the lines of ‘Your dumped, have a nice life’?

How about:

"This isn't working for me. We have different values and expectations. We will never make each other happy, and if you are happy, well I'm sorry that I am not. I respect you too much to deceive you, so I will let us both move on. It's over. It's has been fun, but it has been hard too and I know it will not work. Thanks for the sex, BTW, that was great."

Only include the last sentence if Churchill was right about you only wanting a f***buddy. It'll keep your options open.

[Wilmslow]

If you're serious about wanting to split, just tell her "You know my mate, well ever since our trip to Amsterdam we've been, you know ..."

We’ve been, you know, experimenting, and found a shared interest in beastiality, which is giving the cat the love that will not get from you………

[Wilmslow]

How about:

"This isn't working for me. We have different values and expectations. We will never make each other happy, and if you are happy, well I'm sorry that I am not. I respect you too much to deceive you, so I will let us both move on. It's over. It's has been fun, but it has been hard too and I know it will not work. Thanks for the sex, BTW, that was great."

Only include the last sentence if Churchill was right about you only wanting a f***buddy. It'll keep your options open.

Yes, I really like that. I am tempted to change hard over to feeling like hard work, which is very true.

She wants me over on Tuesday night which I have already agreed to, so will see how things go, and call her on Wednesday.

Alternatively I could make excuses and call Tuesday instead, but thinking the right thing to do is have a nice evening, and use the positives from this on Wednesdays chat.

Doing the right thing as she is an attention grabbing control freak, but I am also an unreasonable set in my ways person, which is not a good mix!