Bunny boiler avidance

[Bunk]

Tried that – every little detail from the w@nk boxes, seeing my mate crack one off, right through to the German dvd in the cabin before dinner and targeting the ladies of the ship in the ships night. She was actually very glad about me being so honest, so backfired somewhat.

Any woman who didn't run a mile when she heard that bollocks has serious problems.

[MaryPoppins]

Any woman who didn't run a mile when she heard that bollocks has serious problems.

Maybe she figures he can be her bezzie gay mate. The German DVD 'before dinner' sounded quite romantic.

[northernladuk]

Why don't you tell her about last weekend's activities with your mate in Amsters.

Should sort it in about 2 secs.

HTH

My other half has always wanted to go to Amsterdam so told her some of the tales from past visits in the hope she would decide to go somewhere else. All it did was want to make her go more. Women can be mucky buggers as well you know so this plan doesn't always go the way you wanted it to.... although seen a new side to SWMBO so booking tickets as quick as I can

[MaryPoppins]

My other half has always wanted to go to Amsterdam so told her some of the tales from past visits in the hope she would decide to go somewhere else. All it did was want to make her go more. Women can be mucky buggers as well you know so this plan doesn't always go the way you wanted it to.... although seen a new side to SWMBO so booking tickets as quick as I can

WTF is a SWMBO ?

[DaveB]

WTF is a SWMBO ?

She Who Must Be Obeyed.

[MaryPoppins]

She Who Must Be Obeyed.

I'm no good with this forum speak malarky.

[Gibbon]

I was avoiding you.

I know and it's probably for the best, but I saw you in the Peep Show therapy room!

[MaryPoppins]

I know and it's probably for the best, but I saw you in the Peep Show therapy room!

Ah no, that won't have been me then. I was in the group dedicated to women who've physically assaulted unwanted admirers.

[Churchill]

Ah no, that won't have been me then. I was in the group dedicated to women who've physically assaulted unwanted admirers.

FFS don't walk into the masochists therapy room by mistake.

Carnage!

[Gibbon]

Ah no, that won't have been me then. I was in the group dedicated to women who've physically assaulted unwanted admirers.

Good girl, it ages since someone put up a fight, it was my form tutor when I was 13.

This knicker dropping after the first line is wearing decidely thin.