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People who talk to themselves in work
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I failed a computer aptitude when I went for a job with ICL. They failed sometime later...Down with racism. Long live miscegenation! -
I know it was an obvious joke, but it really made me giggle.Originally posted by BlasterBates View Postneither do I.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You know that thing most people do when they come back to their desk after a particularly grief-heavy meeting or something, where you sort of plonk down in your chair with a big sigh and kind of mutter for a bit and then carry on? It's normal, it's natural, we all do it. Well, there's a bloke opposite me who does that every single f-ing time that he comes back to his desk, even if he's only been over to the photocopier or just popped out for a ciggie.
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I talk to my computer when something doesn't work. Sorry.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Yup. Think I saw that one also.Originally posted by The Wikir Man View PostYou need to be careful of those - in one episode of Murder She Wrote, he was the murderer. Jessica rumbled him by the fact that he kept leaving little brown marks on the shoulder of the people he touched - it was the make-up that he used on his ring finger to hide the white bit.
Just watch out for that, that's all I'm saying.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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We have popcorn?
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No! No Popcorn! Or Beer! Definately not!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWe have popcorn?
*hides popcorn and beer behind Churchills chair*"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostNo! No Popcorn! Or Beer! Definately not!
*hides popcorn and beer behind Churchills chair*
Popcorn is one of my most fave things in the world. Its what microwaves were invented for
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I'm always disappointed when I make microwave popcorn.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Popcorn is one of my most fave things in the world. Its what microwaves were invented for 
I think mainly cos I leave it too long to try to get maximum poppage, and end up burning it.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You can have some popcorn, just don't give out about the beer...Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Popcorn is one of my most fave things in the world. Its what microwaves were invented for 
Oi Mary, get on with the bloody story!
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