People who talk to themselves in work

[minestrone]

Got moved to a new desk on Monday and I am now sitting beside a woman that continually talks to herself at her desk.

Driving me up the wall.

[Pogle]

Perhaps she not talking to herself but talking to the 7 foot high purple chicken that you cant see?

[Troll]

Weird... I'm currently sat next to a bint that constantly talks to herself and/or the computer

Just take it as the random firings of neurons perculiar to the female brain - quite why that should result in verbalisation is a mystery

[MarillionFan]

Got moved to a new desk on Monday and I am now sitting beside a woman that continually talks to herself at her desk.

Driving me up the wall.

Mmmm. I've picked that habit up as well. When I program, I sit here muttering and threatening the computer.

[suityou01]

Perhaps she not talking to herself but talking to the 7 foot high purple chicken that you cant see?

Minestrone, does this lady look like a hamster?

[Churchill]

Mmmm. I've picked that habit up as well. When I program, I sit here muttering and threatening the computer.

Try anger management.

[MarillionFan]

Try anger management.

I once did a psychometric test for types of jobs. On top of the list of roles not suited, were

1) Social Worker
2) Computer Programmer.

Obviously a flawed test.

[expat]

Got moved to a new desk on Monday and I am now sitting beside a woman that continually talks to herself at her desk.

Driving me up the wall.

Try doing it yourself. You will probably find that it really annoys her.

[The Wikir Man]

A guy I was at university with, when you got nervous used to mutter "spray, spray, squirt, squirt" to himself.

Occasionally, when exceptionally nervous, he'd add a "wishy, washy" to the end of it.

[Pogle]

A guy I was at university with, when you got nervous used to mutter "spray, spray, squirt, squirt" to himself.

Occasionally, when exceptionally nervous, he'd add a "wishy, washy" to the end of it.

coffee keyboard moment