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    #31
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I once did a psychometric test for types of jobs. On top of the list of roles not suited, were

    1) Social Worker
    2) Computer Programmer.

    Obviously a flawed test.
    I failed a computer aptitude when I went for a job with ICL. They failed sometime later...
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #32
      Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
      neither do I.
      I know it was an obvious joke, but it really made me giggle.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #33
        You know that thing most people do when they come back to their desk after a particularly grief-heavy meeting or something, where you sort of plonk down in your chair with a big sigh and kind of mutter for a bit and then carry on? It's normal, it's natural, we all do it. Well, there's a bloke opposite me who does that every single f-ing time that he comes back to his desk, even if he's only been over to the photocopier or just popped out for a ciggie.

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          #34
          I talk to my computer when something doesn't work. Sorry.
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #35
            Originally posted by The Wikir Man View Post
            You need to be careful of those - in one episode of Murder She Wrote, he was the murderer. Jessica rumbled him by the fact that he kept leaving little brown marks on the shoulder of the people he touched - it was the make-up that he used on his ring finger to hide the white bit.

            Just watch out for that, that's all I'm saying.
            Yup. Think I saw that one also.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #36
              We have popcorn?
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #37
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                We have popcorn?
                No! No Popcorn! Or Beer! Definately not!

                *hides popcorn and beer behind Churchills chair*
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  No! No Popcorn! Or Beer! Definately not!

                  *hides popcorn and beer behind Churchills chair*
                  Popcorn is one of my most fave things in the world. Its what microwaves were invented for
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Popcorn is one of my most fave things in the world. Its what microwaves were invented for
                    I'm always disappointed when I make microwave popcorn.

                    I think mainly cos I leave it too long to try to get maximum poppage, and end up burning it.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Popcorn is one of my most fave things in the world. Its what microwaves were invented for
                      You can have some popcorn, just don't give out about the beer...

                      Oi Mary, get on with the bloody story!

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