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People who talk to themselves in work
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Originally posted by BlasterBates View Postneither do I.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You know that thing most people do when they come back to their desk after a particularly grief-heavy meeting or something, where you sort of plonk down in your chair with a big sigh and kind of mutter for a bit and then carry on? It's normal, it's natural, we all do it. Well, there's a bloke opposite me who does that every single f-ing time that he comes back to his desk, even if he's only been over to the photocopier or just popped out for a ciggie.
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I talk to my computer when something doesn't work. Sorry.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by The Wikir Man View PostYou need to be careful of those - in one episode of Murder She Wrote, he was the murderer. Jessica rumbled him by the fact that he kept leaving little brown marks on the shoulder of the people he touched - it was the make-up that he used on his ring finger to hide the white bit.
Just watch out for that, that's all I'm saying.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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We have popcorn?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWe have popcorn?
*hides popcorn and beer behind Churchills chair*"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostNo! No Popcorn! Or Beer! Definately not!
*hides popcorn and beer behind Churchills chair*Bazza gets caught
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostPopcorn is one of my most fave things in the world. Its what microwaves were invented for
I think mainly cos I leave it too long to try to get maximum poppage, and end up burning it.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostPopcorn is one of my most fave things in the world. Its what microwaves were invented for
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