People who talk to themselves in work

[DaveB]

I know, it's a fair cop.

I find it much more fun recounting them on here actually! When I'm "ready to date"* again I will keep you updated on the freaks I encounter. Praps I will start with the one about the pretending-not-to-be-married fella here.

*Apologies for the use of this revolting expression

*Grabs a beer and gets comfy*

Popcorn anyone?

[The Wikir Man]

Praps I will start with the one about the pretending-not-to-be-married fella here.

You need to be careful of those - in one episode of Murder She Wrote, he was the murderer. Jessica rumbled him by the fact that he kept leaving little brown marks on the shoulder of the people he touched - it was the make-up that he used on his ring finger to hide the white bit.

Just watch out for that, that's all I'm saying.

[Churchill]

*Grabs a beer and gets comfy*

Popcorn anyone?

Is it too early for a beer?

[FiveTimes]

Is it too early for a beer?

Its never too early for a beer

[DaveB]

Is it too early for a beer?

Too. Early. For. Beer.

I recognise the words but they just don't seem to make sense

[Churchill]

Too. Early. For. Beer.

I recognise the words but they just don't seem to make sense

Ooops, my bad. Forget I said that.

Please pass me a beer and some popcorn before CM knows we have any...

[BlasterBates]

I don't understand why people talk to themselves.

[BlasterBates]

neither do I.

[DaveB]

I don't understand why people talk to themselves.

Sometimes it's the only way to have a decent conversation.

[minestrone]

The feckin PM knew what he was doing when I joined his team.

"welcome to the team, you can have my seat, next to the other programmers for good communication, I will move over there"