People who talk to themselves in work

[MaryPoppins]

A guy I was at university with, when you got nervous used to mutter "spray, spray, squirt, squirt" to himself.

Occasionally, when exceptionally nervous, he'd add a "wishy, washy" to the end of it.

I think I've been out with him.

[minestrone]

I used to work with someone that was slightly unhinged, colleague told me he heard him sitting on the bog one day muttering "come on, get out ya wee tulipe, come on, get out"

[The Wikir Man]

I think I've been out with him.

This is my surprised face

[MaryPoppins]

This is my surprised face

[The Wikir Man]

Given the number of weirdos that you have been out with, the thought that you might have been out with someone who mumbles "spray, spray, squirt, squirt, wishy, washy" doesn't surprise me much

[DaveB]

I think what he means is that given what you've told us about your dating history, it comes as no surprise....

You do seem to have had your fair share of "special" dates.

[MaryPoppins]

Given the number of weirdos that you have been out with, the thought that you might have been out with someone who mumbles "spray, spray, squirt, squirt, wishy, washy" doesn't surprise me much

Ouch!

[MaryPoppins]

I think what he means is that given what you've told us about your dating history, it comes as no surprise....

You do seem to have had your fair share of "special" dates.

I know; I like to do my bit when it comes to entertaining friends and family, see...

[The Wikir Man]

Ouch!

Sorry - but you do seem to have recounted some amusing encounters in the past!!

Maybe you should write a blog / book about them all....

(I'll add a "lol" to soften the blow )

[MaryPoppins]

Sorry - but you do seem to have recounted some amusing encounters in the past!!

Maybe you should write a blog / book about them all....

(I'll add a "lol" to soften the blow )

I know, it's a fair cop.

I find it much more fun recounting them on here actually! When I'm "ready to date"* again I will keep you updated on the freaks I encounter. Praps I will start with the one about the pretending-not-to-be-married fella here.

*Apologies for the use of this revolting expression